Why is opening a new dress shirt like breaking into a bank vault?

[Cherry Brigand]

Pins, tags, stickers, cardboard collar frames. Things hung on the buttons. Things tied together. Paper in between the fabric. Cardboard sheets! I mean wtf!?

Edit:. Inspection stickers in the pockets! Double wtf!?

 

[Deleted member 133849]

After taking a shirt apart, I feel super guilty if I don't buy it

 

[Guestx]

Legit laughed at the thread title.

 

[Senzo Tanaka]

I've wondered the same. I think I pulled out 20 pins from one shirt once. All that shit does is leave pin holes in my nice ass shirt I just bought. You can't simply fold it and keep it in shape?

 

[RayA]

After taking a shirt apart, I feel super guilty if I don't buy it

This.
I have a relatively short torso, so dress shirts often look weird on me tucked in. I don't want to just put faith in the shirt fitting and looking right, but fuck me if I try to take one to a dressing room and try putting everything back together.

 

[Bacco]

Pins, tags, stickers, cardboard collar frames. Things hung on the buttons. Things tied together. Paper in between the fabric. Cardboard sheets! I mean wtf!?

Edit:. Inspection stickers in the pockets! Double wtf!?

It's supposed to be the hymen of a dress shirt

After taking a shirt apart, I feel super guilty if I don't buy it

I don't
Been there tried that shit dress-shirt thank you goodbye

If a shirt feel shit first time you wear it, chances are you will ever find excuses to not wear it in future

 

[Aegon Spengler]

I find the difficulty you have with dress shirts highly amusing

 

[JbModest]

Dose pins tho.

 

[Amerikuracana]

So you can't easily return it.

 

[Kanuck99]

Is it because your retarded?

 

[Cherry Brigand]

I find the difficulty you have with dress shirts highly amusing

Let me guess. You dress almost exclusively in mumus.

 

[Cherry Brigand]

Is it because your retarded?

Let me guess. You dress almost exclusively in mumus.

 

[Aegon Spengler]

Let me guess. You dress almost exclusively in mumus.

That’s not that good of a joke and you used it twice!!

 

[DaDamn]

Is it because your retarded?

and I'm sure it's a cotton shirt so you're a racist too.

 

[Kanuck99]

That’s not that good of a joke and you used it twice!!

Kinda backs up my post actually.

 

[Torrid]

The tape is understandable. Cardboard? Sure, keeps the collar shape. The rope looped around the button, why not put a tag there?

Pins however, christ, why so many tiny little pins...

 

[minute bull]

christ, why so many tiny little pins...

 

[MoparOrNoCar]

I'd hate to be the person who works in that department. Would take me an hour to put one of those shirts back the way it came.

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

Yeah those pins...so many pins...almost as bad as opening kids toys these days Jesus...