Why no bidets in America?

[steve38]

Kudos to you if you can squeeze a perfect poop each time. Most of us produce a muddled mess that needs a rinse off.

 

[mb23100]

Kudos to you if you can squeeze a perfect poop each time. Most of us produce a muddled mess that needs a rinse off.

Just get the tp with ridges. Is it anymore sanitary to use a bidet that multiple people use? Think about the cross contamination

 

[moreorless87]

Why are so many public toilets in Asia nothing more than holes in the ground?

Probably because its cheaper and needs less cleaning but also supposedly healthier.

My secondary school actually had these(I'd assume to prevent vandalism), a lot of people didn't use them until someone shat themselves in class, that was a good motivator to learn and it had ther advantage of teaching you to be able to squat generally.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

I use the three shells and I feel they are more effective than toilet paper and bidets. Unfortunately a lot of people look at them as strange. I have them in my guest bathroom, but still keep tp in there as well. every time a new person uses our restroom, they inevitably come out and ask what they are for

 

[Frode Falch]

I researched this mind-boggling query for a minute and there's no reasonable explanation. Personally, I love the Asian bidet, which is basically a water hose with a squirt gun on the end. It just feels good, cleans you up nicely, and can even tickle your tenders enough to induce a quality movement.

Why is America too good for this?

Thanks for confirming that its a gay device.

I fucking knew it.

 

[TheRuthlessOne]

Why are so many public toilets in Asia nothing more than holes in the ground?

Asia is a overpopulated shit hole

 

[BEER]

I have a bidet. I'll never go back.

 

[I Am Legion]

A spray df water isn’t cleaning the mess I make.

 

[Clippy]

Just poop next to the train tracks it's the most economical thing to do

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

The evil paper lobby.

Big TP at it again.

 

[Goon Dog]

3 shells?

Edit: I knew that sounded familiar lol. I’m fined one credit for violation of movie line knowledge.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Asia is a overpopulated shit hole

 

[kahiljabroni]

This is a great question. Dry paper smearing shit never made sense to me

 

[steve38]

Thanks for confirming that its a gay device.

I fucking knew it.

I used to think the same......

 

[Frode Falch]

I used to think the same......

But then you fell in love?

 

[IndyCovaHart]

When the 3 shells arrive, you will never go back to paper or bidets.

 

[Alphaboy]

Bc we're nasty fcks who'd rather leave poopy crumbs in our butts.

 

[steve38]

Bc we're nasty fcks who'd rather leave poopy crumbs in our butts.

Best answer yet.

 

[Deleted member 391673]

there's wet-wipes.

 

[bufetadanacara]

I have something like this, which include seat warmer (I only turn it on in the winter so it doesn't feel chill to the bone).

I like this type better because you can control water temp, pressure, and angle of the water so the wife can use it to clean her other parts too.

I got something like that. One of the best purchases I've made.