Would you eat a delicious bucket of fried chicken if it just appeared on your front porch?

[Jimmy McGill]

 

[Dark God]

I no eat porch chicken

blasphemy! blessed be porch chicken!

 

[Clippy]

Is there gravy?

 

[RockstarChris]

 

[RockstarChris]

i have to scroll through my mind for jokes to post sometimes. i have an archive in my brain of hillariousness

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Is there gravy?

You know how I know you didn't read the OP?

 

[Clippy]

You know how I know you didn't read the OP?

cliffs

 

[CoolB]

How do you know it's delicious?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

cliffs

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

How do you know it's delicious?

Look at that fucking shit you know you want it in you

 

[Clippy]

Look at that fucking shit you know you want it in you

 

[HOV]

But I agree. KFC gives me the runs.

Sounds like something is wrong with you...not the delicious KFC chicken

 

[minute bull]

No racist but y'all some picky ass porch chicken eating mother fuckers.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

No racist but y'all some picky ass porch chicken eating mother fuckers.

I agree. Everyone talking about fucking Mary Brown and extra crispy recipes shut up and eat your magic porch chicken.

 

[Clippy]

Gravy is wrong colour

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Gravy is wrong colour

 

[RockstarChris]

in like 15ish days after i get undubbed i will go on a liking spree that will be nothing this forum has ever seen. i will make @Wadtucket make look like a noob.

 

[Jim Cozad Jr.]

Poor people food left on my porch?...of course I would eat it...

 

[Clippy]

in like 15ish days after i get undubbed i will go on a liking spree that will be nothing this forum has ever seen. i will make @Wadtucket make look like a noob.

When do your dubs wear off - I feel like you been dubbed forever

 

[esum80]

i'm a popeye's kinda guy. so no.