Wrong things to say after sex to your partner!!!

You werent "THAT" bad......................but your dad gave better head and your pet cat had a tighter pussy.
 
Why is your pussy so loose?
I had second thought about fuckin you after smell your cunt.
I hope i didnt spread my herpes to you it started my flair up today
your almost as good as my dog
 
Originally posted by lil'surfer girl
Worst thing for a guy to hear after sex....


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
You are a fucking cunt.

or

Go clean yourself out yah filthy shitbag.
 
1. What do you mean you were in?
2. That was it?
3. Can you pass me that dildo in the night stand?
4. Its ok, that happens to many guys
5. Its not small...honest its "normal"


hahaha
 
I think it's fun to pick up the phone like you're going to call someone, then at the last second turn to the girl and say, "Hey, why are you still here?"
 
eewwww god that smell was horrible don't you ever deusch?!
 
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