Wushu thread starting 101: Threads of Meth

[Roop Holstry]

The sugar would help the tampon stick and not slip out.

You're right. It was falling out with ease before I mixed it up.

I might double up and go for two cotton tails.

 

[Chernabog]

Go for ten you fucking pussy...oh wait you have one...

 

[chknhawk]

They also had awesome names, like Great Jaguar Paw, and a bird/snake god named Quetzalcoatl.

Some Mormons believe that Quetzalcoatl was actually Jesus Christ. According to the Book of Mormon, Jesus visited the American natives after his resurrection.

 

[Dash Superstud]

Don't Mormons believe that the American Indians were actually the Red Tribe of Israel?

 

[swirldog]

The black hole keeps growing.

 

[zx]

I really think quality of merged ones started to descend imo

 

[zx]

Raise my hand.

Spoiler

lol

 

[Joe]

uri gellar is a homo

 

[TruthBeTold]

Graverobber is a fucking homosexual.

 

[Kulus]

lol red tribe of Israel

 

[Fishmonger]

MK Ultra is alive and well.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Telekinises is just a fad like like meth.

 

[Fishmonger]

I guess they were located by the Red Sea...

 

[HomerThompson]

Fuck moving things with your mind, try moving your moms out the projects with your rhymes. Bitch.

 

[Fishmonger]

What if someone were to accomplish both of those feats...

 

[HARRISON_3]

What if someone were to accomplish both of those feats...

Like this dude?

Assuming he can rap, that is.

 

[Fishmonger]

Yes, something like that. What one doesn't see in that picture is that guy's mom, who is levitating and hovering away from the projects because of that guy's telekinesis and rapping abilities.

 

[TruthBeTold]

She won't leave the projects.

 

[TruthBeTold]

Graverobber has sex with men in the projects.

 

[jukebox]

Graverobber has sex with men in the projects.

A dollar per reach around. He treats homeless camps as brothels.