Yoel: I am a professional, boy

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  1. DocK

    DocK I stay on bus.

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    And don't forget I LOOOVE YOU

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  2. Sole

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    Great quote from a great man, imo.
     
  3. Egészségére!

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    Yoel marches to the beat of his own drum


    literally
     
  4. Arm Barbarian

    Arm Barbarian Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    Dude took the fight on 28 days notice and saved the card.

    I kinda feel bad for Luke here, for missing his title shot, but Yoel really is a legit bad-ass.
     
  5. peterparker66

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    in before the hate and PED accusations .
    I for one salute the solider of God.
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  6. IIIIIIII

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    He won but lost weight. I'm missing on where he was a pro.
     
  7. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do Al Hamdulillaquinta

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    I wish Yoel would go heel and convert to Islam. Imagine him doing allahu akhbars and alhamdulillahs and shit after a victory?

    Yoel, pls convert
     
  8. The guest

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    LOL...

    Proven breaker of the rules calls himself a pro.

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  9. Hades86

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    Jeez has to be one of the most Alpha moments ever. TKO a dude and call him a Boy seconds after right in his face. Rockhold had to just take it.

    Yoel is SCARRRY.
     
  10. Arm Barbarian

    Arm Barbarian Steel Belt Platinum Member

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    If you listen to him speak his broken english, he is the african-cuban TONY MONTANA.

    Dude is a real life hit-man.



    lol
     
  11. bad seed

    bad seed Labor Creates All Wealth

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    If Fidel had an army of Yoels, they could have invaded US.
     
  12. FascistDictator

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    The majority of Yoel haters are foreign neckbeards salty that their countries only produce shit-tier athletes.
     
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    It was hard to watch (and I love Romero).

    Luke turning his head away was screaming (in body language) "I'm unnerved. Please give me some space."
     
  14. jonathan274

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    You're welcome.

     
  15. Da Boss

    Da Boss Gettin nasty, Bro

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    LOL damnnnn thats rough

    Can anybody understand what hes saying toward the end?
     
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    If a professional race car driver crashes or if an NFL receiver misses a pass or if a puck gets past an NHL goalie does that mean they are no longer pros or does that simply mean the made a mistake in one area of their job? You guys have got to learn to be okay with humans being human.
     
  17. DetachedOrchid

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    He's a machine. You have to fight a perfect fight to beat him, even then its close. Similar to DC in that aspect.
     
  18. Fox by the Sea

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    does luke always get KOd by guys that fight him on short notice?
     
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    Those officials should be fired for allowing Romero to molest him like that.
     
  20. ChildoftheCorn

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    Ha that cracked me up to see him all over Luke after KO'ing him. A little racist to call him boy though.
     

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