You Know You're Getting Old When.......

[KBE6EKCTAH_CCP]

Nice, you know the name of the one with the jacket?

not interested. Whasup with them shorts. Do not want.

 

[Plutoburn]

1. Friends started to show up to gatherings with kids.
2. Your childhood sports heroes are now commentators and analysts.
3. You look forward to a day of not doing anything.
4. You think the latest catch phrases and slangs are dumb.
5. You don't identify with pop culture anymore.

 

[therealdope]

You walk through the campus of the university you attended and some of the students look like they are in middle school.

 

[therealdope]

\
2. Your childhood sports heroes are now commentators and analysts.

Pro sports coaches are younger than you


Fuck you Sean McVey.

 

[Jimmy McGill]

you had signs of getting old just earlier of not using uber.

depends where you are, no one gives a fuck about uber where I live, still very much independent taxi companies.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

I have never taken an Uber or a Grindr

 

[punkmother]

Grindr

right!?! kids this days will never understand cruising a rest stop.

 

[ssBaldy]

You can't play video games more than 30 minutes at a time

that's not old, that's ancient! my 63 y.o. dad can play world of tanks all day every day

 

[ralphc1]

I was in a taxi going home and there was a very attractive young woman in front of us . Now , its February and bitter cold and she was wearing a cropped tee shirt and cropped denim jacket with yoga pants. She had a great butt on her . My first reaction to seeing her ?

"Oh, she's going to catch her death of cold, she'll get a chill in her kidneys wearing just that..."


At that point I realised I was getting old...

I saw something similar the other day and just stared at those erect nipples because of the cold. It's great to be a dirty old man.

 

[faustian]

I'll know I'm getting old af when my balls dangle lower than my mutant 3" monster cock

 

[n...not crazy]

When you watch sporting events and you’re older than like 80% of the guys playing.

Thank the dark lord for Adam Vinatieri. He's the last guy older than me I think.

... Kid Rock looks like Dr. Phil dressed as Kid Rock:

Hey idiot, that's Macauley Culkin dressed as Dr Phil dressed as Kid Rock

 

[Goon Dog]

"There's a bathroom. I don't really need to go, but since I'm walking right by ..."

 

[Possum Jenkins]

Even though girls in their early 20s are hotter, you somehow prefer them in their early 30s

 

[Fatt Hughes]

when you lived long enough to see Star Wars suck.

 

[clutchCAT420]

When you get reflux after eating late night

 

[Diogenes of Sinope]

I agree with a variation of this and I'm only in my early 30's. It really hit me last week, I stopped at the store after work, and a group of 18-20ish year olds crossed my path before the door, vaping and filling the air with cotton candy scented exhale. As I turned to follow behind them, I saw one of them was wearing his skinny jeans and a Mayhem hoodie.

He was walking around the store like he was the biggest badass on the planet, I'd like to ad he had a yellow t-shirt on underneath. For a split second I was back to my teen years thinking "what a poser, you probably bought the hoodie to scare your parents or over religious grandma"...and then it hit me, why do I give a shit what some random ass kid, or really anyone at all is wearing? Then the fact, I just had both of those thoughts back to back made me realize...I'm old. lol

Young people are lame and cringeworthy as fuck. Despite feeling the same about us

 

[therealdope]

when you lived long enough to see Star Wars suck.

That was like 1983 when there were a bunch of muppets running around the forest.

 

[deviake]

People who know your age tell you you look younger than your age, even expressing surprise.

You've been posting on sherdog for over a decade and you were already an adult when you started.

 

[HunterSdVa29]

the other day I pulled a muscle coughing, no lie

wtf son

 

[dc007]

one of my favourite porn star looks like that girl. she does outdoor gangbangs.

Sounds like wifey material