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This is old school Pride style Tournament.
You start with the Geese and work your way down the list. How many Levels do you win and how do you win them?
Level 1 : You versus Angry Squirrel
Level 2 : You Versus Goose
Level 3 : You Versus a Goat
Level 4 : You versus a Chimp
Level 5 : You versus SilverBack Gorilla
Level 6 : Man versus Elephant
I see myself coming out undefeated and victorious in this Pride Style tournament. How about you?
This is old school Pride style Tournament.
You start with the Geese and work your way down the list. How many Levels do you win and how do you win them?
Level 1 : You versus Angry Squirrel
Head stomps. The squirrel would not even see it coming, then splat!
Level 2 : You Versus Goose
I would fuck a goose up. As it rushes in I drop to guard and put in the guillotine breaking that fuckers spindly neck.
Level 3 : You Versus a Goat
Ain't no goat gonna punk me. Charging in with his head down, I'm filling that field with uppercuts.
Level 4 : You versus a Chimp
To beat a chimp you gotta trip a chimp. Once on his back I beat him with GnP.
Level 5 : You versus SilverBack Gorilla
I win this one via unflinching eye contact. He can't handle my stare
Level 6 : Man versus Elephant
Elephants ARE INDEED afraid of mice. You just have to be crazier than the elephant the back that bad boy down.
I see myself coming out undefeated and victorious in this Pride Style tournament. How about you?
