Your Most Awkward Jiu-Jitsu Situation

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My awkward moment just happened yesterday. This new guy came in our gym and it was his first class. I respect that he wants to learn and try all these things so I try to get him to work on the basics (Guard passing, holding side mount etc..). Well while I was rolling with him he was giggling his ass off like a little girl and kept saying this is so much fun. The so much fun part didn't disturb me, it was the fact that he kept giggling the whole time we were rolling me and he said that "this was fun" about 20 times. Very very weirded out by this kid.

Was it Matt Riddle?
 
Plenty of funny moments.

My mate is 90kgs, I had been teaching him for a year. We rolled across my backyard, an octagons length and I had him pinned down with mount. He dropped his hands to shift my hips and I gently slapped him asking: is this what Sarah does to you? He goes psycho, flips me over and I'm there stuck against the house body immobile and he's snapped - starts throwing full body weight elbows down at me. This is pure adrenaline they were very fast. Lucky for me years of Kickboxing have my head covered with a high guard, three elbows down and he blinks and starts apologising.
I don't make jokes about his girl unless I have room to run now. ;)
 
I was rolling with a high level jits girl who mounted me and told me to escape. I felt lazy and turned my hip and grabbed her leg and dug my hip bone in. She let go and I stood up, she was so pissed.

Stories you guys have rolling with girls are funny. One girl I was training with, small and built in all the right areas, she trained karate - we rolled around for 10 minutes then started making out. Kept doing some jitz in the bedroom later. I'd elaborate but this is a jitz forum not an erotic stories site.:icon_neut
 
I was rolling with a high level jits girl who mounted me and told me to escape. I felt lazy and turned my hip and grabbed her leg and dug my hip bone in. She let go and I stood up, she was so pissed.

Stories you guys have rolling with girls are funny. One girl I was training with, small and built in all the right areas, she trained karate - we rolled around for 10 minutes then started making out. Kept doing some jitz in the bedroom later. I'd elaborate but this is a jitz forum not an erotic stories site.:icon_neut

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High level to me. Its in Australia so she was blue belt. Our instructors here are purple belts. Nice of you to call it bullshit though.
 
A chick and I are rolling and when she gets me in mount she tries a triangle and her pussy was touching my face, and I got into a mount of a chick which felt so ackward I got out lmao
 
High level to me. Its in Australia so she was blue belt. Our instructors here are purple belts. Nice of you to call it bullshit though.

So girls can only be blue belts in Australia, is that what you're saying?

And I am more calling bullshit on your "erotic story", not the level of her belt...
 
You don't know how to pass a guard from your knees? :icon_conf

I know a knee slice and such, but it would be too limiting to never stand up in any moment.

But now I remember I actually passed his guard on my knees, when he tried an armbar that I saw coming. So yeah, I did just how he wanted. :p
 
Stacking a female is always a pleasant experience.
 
So far, I don't have anything that would compare in here.

I'm a big dude 6'0 245 lbs and I have no issue rolling with women as we have a ton in our class however one thing recently left me feeling awkward. I was rolling with a female and she is easily the most flexible person I have ever dealt with. Anyway, long story short... we ended up in a banana split pass that I can only describe as a deeply pornographic twister. It was slow and not aggressive since I wanted to work technique. Which would have been totally fine if she didn't smile at me and then proceed to start talking with her boyfriend... Who was watching the roll. :eek:
 
Farting when doing the butterfly guard sweep to mount.

Thankfully, my experiences aren't bad :)
 
I don't mind rolling with girls, but not long ago I was rolling with a very pretty girl at our gym. She's legit too, very good grappler. At one point my face ended up between her ample boobs and I was just like, "Dammit." There's no way it didn't look like I was motorboating her. I just tapped out at the earliest possible moment and moved on.
 
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