Your Official UFN 96 Bets

I got fucked harder than a Thai hooker on a Navy boat last week so I'm going small tonight

2u Lineker +100
1u Nak -125
1u Shamil dec
2u Barncat itd +120
2u Barncat + Nak + Smolka itd + Harcan Dias +664

1u Dias dec + Will dec +320

Hahaha same, spicely smashed my six hitter last Sun so goin super short on this one

Smolka ML + Burkman ML + Brooks ML @ 2.36
 
Hahaha same, spicely smashed my six hitter last Sun so goin super short on this one

Smolka ML + Burkman ML + Brooks ML @ 2.36
He took us all from behind

The u1.5 in that fight was a better price than Santos or Santos itd as well
Complete fuck up
 
UFN 96 Risk $2405.50

John Dodson/John Lineker Over 2½ (-120) $90.00 for $75.00
John Dodson wins by 5 round decision (+367) $35.00 for $128.45
John Dodson wins by 5 round split/majority decision (+1018) $10.00 for $101.80

Will Brooks -3½ points (-120) vs Alex Oliveira $90.00 for $75.00
Will Brooks/Alex Oliveira Over 2½ (-200) $150.00 for $75.00
Will Brooks wins in round 2 (+750) $10.00 for $75.00
Will Brooks wins in round 3 (+1250) $10.00 for $125.00
Will Brooks By Decision (-120) $90.00 for $75.00

Josh Burkman/Zak Ottow fight ends in submission (+235) $20.00 for $47.00
Josh Burkman wins by submission (+518) $20.00 for $103.60

Louis Smolka wins by TKO/KO (+325) $20.00 for $65.00
Louis Smolka wins in round 2 (+250) $15.00 for $37.50
Louis Smolka wins inside distance (-180) $72.00 for $40.00
Louis Smolka/Brandon Moreno won't go distance (-235) $94.00 for $40.00

Luis Henrique da Silva (-122) vs Joachim Christensen $91.50 for $75.00
Luis Henrique da Silva wins by KO/TKO/DQ (+335) $30.00 for $100.50
Luis Henrique da Silva/Joachim Christensen fight ends in KO/TKO/DQ (+110) $30.00 for $33.00

Hacran Dias (-175) vs Andre Fili $175.00 for $100.00
Hacran Dias wins by 3 round decision (+125) $40.00 for $50.00

Shamil Abdurahimov wins by 3 round decision (+330) vs Walt Harris $35.00 for $115.50

Keita Nakamura (-115) vs Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos $115.00 for $100.00
Keita Nakamura wins in round 3 (+950) $10.00 for $95.00
Keita Nakamura/Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos fight ends in round 3 (+550) $10.00 for $55.00
Keita Nakamura scorecards = no action (-137) $68.50 for $50.00

Nate Marquardt (+190) vs Tamdan McCrory $75.00 for $142.50
Nate Marquardt wins by TKO/KO (+340) $25.00 for $85.00
Nate Marquardt/Tamdan McCrory Under 1½ (-115) $86.25 for $75.00
Nate Marquardt/Tamdna McCrory won’t start round 3 (-195) $78.00 for $40.00
Nate Marquardt/Tamdan McCrory fight ends in KO/TKO/DQ (-105) $42.00 for $40.00

Ion Cutelaba/Jonathan Wilson Under 1½ (-120) $60.00 for $50.00
Ion Cutelaba wins by TKO/KO (+100) $40.00 for $40.00
Ion Cutelaba wins by submission (+1120) $10.00 for $112.00

Curtis Blaydes (-221) vs Cody East $165.75 for $75.00
Curtis Blaydes wins in round 3 (+975) $15.00 for $146.25
Curtis Blaydes wins by 3 round decision (+380) $25.00 for $95.00

Kelly Faszholz (-115) vs Ketlen Vieira $57.50 for $50.00
Kelly Faszholz wins by 3 round decision (+230) $25.00 for $57.50
Ketlen Vieria wins inside distance (+329) $25.00 for $82.25

Fights to end in submission under 1½ (+276) $10.00 for $27.60
No fights end in submission (+1276) $10.00 for $127.60

Louis Smolka/Brandon Moreno FOTN award winner (+450) $10.00 for $45.00

Parlays:
Curtis Blaydes wins by 3 round decision (+340) + Shamil Abdurahimov wins by 3 round decision (+325) + Louis Smolka wins inside distance (-212) $40.00 for $1,060.83
Curtis Blaydes (-220) vs Cody East + Keita Nakamura/Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos Over 1½ (-180) + Shamil Abdurakhimov/Walt Harris Over 1½ (-118) + Will Brooks (-302) vs Alex Oliveira $50.00 for $228.21

Round Robin:
Faszholz wins in round 3 (+1200) + Blaydes wins in round 3 (+975) + Cutelaba wins in round 3 (+975) + McCrory wins in round 3 (+850) + Nakamura wins in round 3 (+1000) + Abdurahimov wins in round 3 (+925) + Dias wins in round 3 (+1500) + da Silva wins in round 3 (+1075) + Smolka wins in round 3 (+600) + Burkman wins in round 3 (+950) $225.00 for $27,126.29
 
Blaydes: 2.5u to win 1u
Henrique Da Silva: 1.25u to win 1u
Dias-Fili over 2.5 + Smokla: 1.3u to win 1u
Cowboy Oliveira: 1u to win 2.1u
Dodson: 1u to win 0.8u

Up 2.1 Units
 
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Singles

Cutelaba - 12 to win 10
Faszholz by dec - 2.50 to win 5.70
Ottow - 4 to win 8.80
Henrique - 15.40 to win 14
Abdurakhimov - 7.50 to win 6
fights to go distance O5.5 - 1.50 to win 2.60

Parlays

Blaydes/Faszholz - 2.50 to win 4.08
Blaydes -3.5/Cutelaba SNA - 4.50 to win 8.28
Blaydes/Brooks -3.5 - 3 to win 3.78
Brooks/Henrique - 3.50 to win 5
Blaydes/Henrique SNA - 5 to win 7.45
Brooks/Blaydes - 10 to win 8.51

I'll be adding more as i go. Its funny when i right it down i notice blaydes is in all my parlays i didn't know that..
 
Dodson
Smolka itd
Burkman/Brooks parlay
Fili
Harris
Marquardt
Blaydes itd
 
Final

Singles
4u Smolka-Moreno ITD -175
3u Dodson -120
2u Henrique -110
1u Nate The Great +180

Round Robins
1.4u to win 36u Wilson-Cutelaba under 1.5 + Nate-Barn Cat under 1.5 + Nakamura-Zaleski over 1.5 + Dias dec + Henrique KO/TKO/DQ + Smolka KO/TKO/DQ

Total Risk
11.4u

Meh card for betting, will probably be a struggle to stay awake. Hopefully there are good live bet opportunities.
+1.5 units (not including Draft Kings, won quite a bit there)

Can't complain really. Thought Dodson won but should have known judges might favour aggression and shouldn't have gone as big on such a close fight in the main event. Lineker's chin is just ridiculous, no one else could have taken the shots he ate. Glad I avoided the juiced favs losing. I'm done with round robins.

Congrats to winners.
 
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2.5u Lineker/Dodson DEC @ 2.85

.25u Lineker via SUB @ 15.00

4.4u East/Blaydes o1.5 @ 2.00

1.5u Brooks + Nakamura/Elizeu o1.5 @ 2.00

1u Fili/Dias o2.5 + Shamil/Walt o1.5 @ 2.68

1u Blaydes + Keita/Elizeu o1.5 + Brooks + Shamil/Walt o1.5 @ 4.71

1.5u Brooks + Shamil/Walt o0.5 + Blaydes @ 2.09

I need to stop this ridiculousness now

0.25u Marquardt/Mcrory 3d round finish @ 7.50

-1.5u

Can't believe I told people don't do the same mistake with Brooks like you did with Santos last week and then I go and do the fucking very thing. All my parlays except one was crushed when he lost.
 
UFN 96 Net: +1,216.03
lineker +151: 133.18 for 200.84 / lineker DEC: 100 for 900 / lineker SPLIT: 10 for 196 / lineker SUB: 5 parlays / lineker NSC: 50 for 51 - 20 parlays / O4.0: 24 parlays / dodson SPLIT: 15 for 152.70
oliveira +120: 88.30 for 105.95 / oliveira RD3: 7.66 for 153.18 / oliveira NSC: 33 for 51.15 / O2.5: 160 for 100 / brooks DEC: 40 parlays / brooks -3.5: 50 for 50 - 15 parlays
ottow +142: 78.30 for 111.15 - 15 parlays / ottow ITD: 15 for 68.85 / ottow SUB: 5 for 35 - 5 parlays / ottow RD3: 5 for 95 / ottow NSC: 20 parlays
smolka ITD: 40 parlays / smolka KO: 15 for 48.75 - 9 parlays / smolka RD2: 25 for 81.25 - 50 parlays / smolka RD3: 25 for 150 - 5 parlays / ITD: 60 for 40
henrique RD3: 5 parlays / O1.5: 66 for 40 / christensen SUB: 10 for 60 - 5 parlays
dias +111: 332.50 for 370 / dias DEC: 75 parlays / dias -3.5: 15 parlays / U2.5: 20 for 52
/ fili DEC: 143.99 for 76.59
abdurakhimov -126: 210 for 166.67 / abdurakhimov DEC: 50 for 175 - 35 parlays / O2.5: 100 for 150
/ harris NSC: 50 for 40
nakamura -164: 338 for 206 / nakamura DEC: 20 for 70 - 15 parlays / nakamura SUB: 9 parlays / nakamura RD3: 5 parlays / nakamura NSC: 137 for 100 / O1.5: 99 for 60
mccrory -130: 130 for 100 / mccrory ITD: 40 parlays / mccrory SUB: 20 for 70 - 9 parlays / mccrory RD2: 15 parlays / mccrory RD3: 5 parlays / U1.5: 57.50 for 50
cutelaba -140: 210 for 150 / cutelaba ITD: 27.50 for 25 - 40 parlays / cutelaba KO: 9 parlays / cutelaba SUB: 5 parlays / cutelaba RD2: 15 parlays / cutelaba RD3: 5 parlays
blaydes -175: 175 for 100 / blaydes DEC: 20 for 76 / blaydes SUB: 5 parlays / blaydes RD3: 5 parlays / blaydes -3.5: 9 parlays
faszholz -118: 100 for 85 / faszholz DEC: 20 for 46 - 15 parlays / faszholz SUB: 5 parlays / faszholz -3.5: 24 parlays
props
DEC U4.5: 46 for 61.20
DEC U3.5: 17 for 62.22
DEC U2.5: 9 for 101.88
DEC U1.5: 2 for 87
DEC U0.5: 1 for 411
draws: 17 for 1,125

FOTN: smolka-moreno: 9 for 45
FOTN: nakamura-zaleski: 5 for 45

parlays
100 RR for 276.54 brooksDEC/ smolka ITD/ diasDEC/ mccroryITD/ cutelabaITD
35 RR for 2,460.17 smolkaRD2/ diasDEC/ abdurDEC/ nakamuraDEC/ mccroryRD2/ cutelabaRD2/ faszholzDEC
30 RR for 608.49 linekerdodsonO4.0/ brooks-3.5/ ottow/ smolkaRD2/ dias-3.5/ faszholz-3.5
15 RR for 1,688.26 smolkaRD3/ henriqueRD3/ nakamuraRD3/ mccroryRD3/ cutelabaRD3/ blaydesRD3
15 RR for 992.73 linekerSUB/ ottowSUB/ christensenSUB/ cutelabaSUB/ blaydesSUB/ faszholzSUB
21 RR for 457.56 linekerdodsonO4.0/ smolkaKO/ nakamuraSUB/ mccrorySUB/ cutelabaKO/ blaydes-3.5/ faszholz-3.5
50 RR for (paid -2.00) 404.49 linekerNSC/ ottowNSC/ smolkaRD2/ diasDEC/ abdurakhimovDEC

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was down like 6-700 before abdurakhimov fight.. hating life.. sweating the hell out of that decision.. got the coinflip FINALLY (been getting MURDERED on splits)... and then gave back most of it on dias.. hating life a bit again... and then awesome two fights to close it out. (don't see how the lineker or ottow fights were splits, both were clear as hell to me, but i'll rewatch at some point)

basically attributed just under 13u of profit to the lineker fight, so that obviously made my night. biggest win of any individual fight in 2016.

onto next week
 
No one else posting results? <{vega}>

i always get up, take care of the dog, get some food after long night of fights before i go and grade everything, attribute parlay/rr wins to the appropriate fights, check if the bookie graded everything right, etc, before i post =P
 
All bets Pinnacle
Jonathan Wilson @2.61 -
Andre Fili - @2.5 +
Zak Ottow - @3.05 +
Alex Oliveira - @3.6 +

Dias - Fili U2,5 - @2.9 -
Marquardt - McCrory - O1,5 - @2 +
UFC Fight Night Underdog
 
8.5 units profit overall would be more but i lost over a unit on boxing which ive included.

Had a number of small prop/parlay plays i didnt post most lost except the big one lineker dec +600 and +650. My main concentration for this event was lb and i won big. Started off 0.5 units down until 365 opened lb. Murdered Zaleski on lb +200 ml and +750 dec. Won some on Shamil dec and fili i lb fili luckily at + odds right before the kd. Lost a little on Christiansen thought his +700 dec line end of r1 was going to hit until he wet the bed! Won big on Ottow split my arse hit his ml +120 end of r1 and dec line end of r2 -120. Biggest lb loss was Brooks dec lost nearly 2 units but i had lineker pre fight dec +600 and +650, and i smashed him on lb by dec end of r2 +333 and his dec line again at some other point @ +120 i think it was.

Thank you for talking me out of smolka burkman parlay that i was trying to convince myself was a good idea. In the same token i was also talked out of a 5 unit lineker ml bet. Oh well lb did the job. Grats winners
 
Singles

Cutelaba
- 12 to win 10
Faszholz by dec - 2.50 to win 5.70
Ottow - 4 to win 8.80
Henrique - 15.40 to win 14
Abdurakhimov - 7.50 to win 6
fights to go distance O5.5 - 1.50 to win 2.60

Parlays

Blaydes/Faszholz - 2.50 to win 4.08
Blaydes -3.5/Cutelaba SNA - 4.50 to win 8.28
Blaydes/Brooks -3.5 - 3 to win 3.78
Brooks/Henrique - 3.50 to win 5
Blaydes/Henrique SNA - 5 to win 7.45
Brooks/Blaydes - 10 to win 8.51

I'll be adding more as i go. Its funny when i right it down i notice blaydes is in all my parlays i didn't know that..

Up 47 for the night, added some more bets. added more on henrique shamil and single on blaydes -3.5 and 20 on nakamura who i thought could of won that. I hate that i fell asleep last 2 fights.
 
0.2u Lineker DEC (+968) +1.94u
0.05u Lineker Split-DEC (+1960) +0.98u
0.1u Lineker SUB (+1500) -0.1u

0.125u Brooks KO (+670) -0.125u
0.1u Brooks RD3 (+1250) -0.1u

0.25u Smolka KO (+325) -0.25u

0.5u Smolka/Brooks/Lineker (+229) -0.5u
0.5u Smolka-Moreno ITD/Lineker (+185) -0.5u
0.25u Smolka ITD/Brooks -3.5/Lineker NSC (+476) -0.25u

1u Barao/Brooks/Bisping/Mousasi (+358) -1u
0.5u Cyborg KO/Brooks/Ferguson (+285) -0.5u

Late adds:

1u McCrory (-130) -1.3u
1u Lineker (+115) +1.15u

NET: -0.55u

I don't like to play props bigger than about half a unit but maybe I should rethink that when I see real value in a line. Anyway, at least Lineker saved me from a pathetic night.
 
4way parlay
Fasholz - Veira fight to end in submission @4.50
East - Blaydez to end in ko @1.53
Marquadt - Mcrory to end in ko @2
Harris - Shamil fight @3
Bet $35 @41.31 = $1445.85

3way parlay
Viera submission @9
Nakamura to win @1.74
Brooks to win @1.36
Bet $20 @21.29 = $425. 95

2way parlay
Nakamura ko @9.50
Linerker ko @3.50
Bet $30 @34.20 = $1026

2way parlay
Morreno by ko @13
Burkman to win @1.40
Bet $25 @18.20 = $455

2way parlay
Cutelaba to win @1.61
Christensen to win @2
Bet $100 @3.22 = $322

2way parlay
Burkman to win @1.40
Nakamura to win @1.74
Bet $50 @2.43 = $121.80

2way parlay
Fasholz to win @1.85
Nakamura to win @1.74
Bet $100 @3.21 = $321

3way parlay
Fasholz on points @3.20
Blaydez on points @5
Smolka on points @5.50
Bet $20 @88 = $1760

Long shot 8way parlay
Fasholz, Blaydez, Cutelaba, Nakamura, Christensen, Schmolka, Burkman, Brooks @35.48
Bet $10 to win $354.84


I got fucking smoked on everything last night. The first 2 fights done on a number on me, I really expected more from that girl fight but that was fucking difficult to watch. By the time the Scandinavian fella lost I had to go out and couldn't watch, lost everything up until Brooks / Oliveira fight where I decided to throw $230 @3.34 on cowboy, in the end I came out a couple hundred on top.

Definitely a night of the underdogs
 
Still managed to lose money despite hitting a huge live bet with Alex Oliveira after round 1. -3.17 units net for the card.

UFN 96
Results

Live In-Play John Dodson (+100) vs John Lineker $200.00 for $200.00= -$200.00
John Dodson/John Lineker Over 2½ (-120) $90.00 for $75.00= $75.00
John Dodson wins by 5 round decision (+367) $35.00 for $128.45= -$35.00
John Dodson wins by 5 round split/majority decision (+1018) $10.00 for $101.80= -$10.00

Live In-Play Alex Oliveira (+150) vs Will Brooks $400.00 for $600.00= $600.00
Will Brooks -3½ points (-120) vs Alex Oliveira $90.00 for $75.00= -$90.00
Will Brooks/Alex Oliveira Over 2½ (-200) $150.00 for $75.00= $75.00
Will Brooks wins in round 2 (+750) $10.00 for $75.00= -$10.00
Will Brooks wins in round 3 (+1250) $10.00 for $125.00= -$10.00
Will Brooks By Decision (-120) $90.00 for $75.00= -$90.00

Live In-Play Josh Burkman (+220) vs Zak Ottow $50.00 for $110.00= -$50.00
Josh Burkman/Zak Ottow fight ends in submission (+235) $20.00 for $47.00= -$20.00
Josh Burkman wins by submission (+518) $20.00 for $103.60= -$20.00

Louis Smolka wins by TKO/KO (+325) $20.00 for $65.00= -$20.00
Louis Smolka wins in round 2 (+250) $15.00 for $37.50= -$15.00
Louis Smolka wins inside distance (-180) $72.00 for $40.00= -$72.00
Louis Smolka/Brandon Moreno won't go distance (-235) $94.00 for $40.00= $40.00

Luis Henrique da Silva (-122) vs Joachim Christensen $91.50 for $75.00= $75.00
Luis Henrique da Silva wins by KO/TKO/DQ (+335) $30.00 for $100.50= -$30.00
Luis Henrique da Silva/Joachim Christensen fight ends in KO/TKO/DQ (+110) $30.00 for $33.00= -$30.00

Live In-Play Andre Fili/Hacran Dias Under 2½ (+260) $50.00 for $130.00= -$50.00
Hacran Dias (-175) vs Andre Fili $175.00 for $100.00= -$175.00
Hacran Dias wins by 3 round decision (+125) $40.00 for $50.00= -$40.00

Live In-Play Shamil Abdurahimov (-110) vs Walt Harris $110.00 for $100.00= $100.00
Shamil Abdurahimov wins by 3 round decision (+330) vs Walt Harris $35.00 for $115.50= $115.50

Keita Nakamura (-115) vs Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos $115.00 for $100.00= -$115.00
Keita Nakamura wins in round 3 (+950) $10.00 for $95.00= -$10.00
Keita Nakamura/Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos fight ends in round 3 (+550) $10.00 for $55.00= -$10.00
Keita Nakamura scorecards = no action (-137) $68.50 for $50.00= Cancelled

Nate Marquardt (+190) vs Tamdan McCrory $75.00 for $142.50= $142.50
Nate Marquardt wins by TKO/KO (+340) $25.00 for $85.00= $85.00
Nate Marquardt/Tamdan McCrory Under 1½ (-115) $86.25 for $75.00= -$86.25
Nate Marquardt/Tamdna McCrory won’t start round 3 (-195) $78.00 for $40.00= $40.00
Nate Marquardt/Tamdan McCrory fight ends in KO/TKO/DQ (-105) $42.00 for $40.00= $40.00

Ion Cutelaba/Jonathan Wilson Under 1½ (-120) $60.00 for $50.00= -$60.00
Ion Cutelaba wins by TKO/KO (+100) $40.00 for $40.00= -$40.00
Ion Cutelaba wins by submission (+1120) $10.00 for $112.00= -$10.00

Curtis Blaydes (-221) vs Cody East $165.75 for $75.00= $75.00
Curtis Blaydes wins in round 3 (+975) $15.00 for $146.25= -$15.00
Curtis Blaydes wins by 3 round decision (+380) $25.00 for $95.00= -$25.00

Kelly Faszholz (-115) vs Ketlen Vieira $57.50 for $50.00= -$57.50
Kelly Faszholz wins by 3 round decision (+230) $25.00 for $57.50= -$25.00
Ketlen Vieria wins inside distance (+329) $25.00 for $82.25= -$25.00

Fights to end in submission under 1½ (+276) $10.00 for $27.60= -$10.00
No fights end in submission (+1276) $10.00 for $127.60= -$10.00

Louis Smolka/Brandon Moreno FOTN award winner (+450) $10.00 for $45.00= Cancelled

Parlays:
Curtis Blaydes wins by 3 round decision (+340) + Shamil Abdurahimov wins by 3 round decision (+325) + Louis Smolka wins inside distance (-212) $40.00 for $1,060.83 = -$40.00
Curtis Blaydes (-220) vs Cody East + Keita Nakamura/Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos Over 1½ (-180) + Shamil Abdurakhimov/Walt Harris Over 1½ (-118) + Will Brooks (-302) vs Alex Oliveira $50.00 for $228.21= -$50.00

Round Robin:
Faszholz wins in round 3 (+1200) + Blaydes wins in round 3 (+975) + Cutelaba wins in round 3 (+975) + McCrory wins in round 3 (+850) + Nakamura wins in round 3 (+1000) + Abdurahimov wins in round 3 (+925) + Dias wins in round 3 (+1500) + da Silva wins in round 3 (+1075) + Smolka wins in round 3 (+600) + Burkman wins in round 3 (+950) $225.00 for $27,126.29= -$225.00
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Total Loss= -$317.75
 

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