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I know, I need to excuse myself...
I can't even...
I know, I need to excuse myself...
I can't even...
Back in the MIRC days, I pulled a Kardashians. I duped a guy into thinking I was a hot girl and invited him over to my college and asked him to bring me a KFC burger. When he arrived, I beat him up with a couple of my friends and then shared the KFC burger with my friends. It wasn't a random act of violence though, that guy was going to college with my cousin and would hit on his gf hence the reason for that beating.
Your username should be AgedFlatulence, amirite?Dropped a heinous sbd heater in the elevator this morning before exiting as others were getting on.
What a dick.
I'm actively trying to destroy a marriage.
Love makes a moral man do immoral things, or it can make an immoral man want to be better.
I am both in this instance. Never have I wanted to be better for someone, and what I'm willing to do to be with her (including destroying another man's life) is alarming.
Plus, I leave the toilet seat up.
Absolve me of my sins.