If Bill Gates gave you 7 billion dollars what would you buy with it?

[Liquid Smoke]

Half of the UFC.

Which half the manlets and the chicks or the fat guys who don't cut weight?

 

[BisexualMMA]

Which half the manlets and the chicks or the fat guys who don't cut weight?

I'd create a division of fat chicks that don't cut weight.

 

[Zer]

First I'd buy some bodyguards to stop poor people getting anywhere near me. Preferably bodyguards around my height so they don't end up making me look smaller though

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I'd create a division of fat chicks that don't cut weight.

UFC is dying. We need fat chick fights. Winner gets a sheet of cake.

 

[rearnakedchoke]

• Quit work
• Make wife quit work
• Have another kid
• Buy a bigger house (5 BR 3 Bath or so) in the same location I am now for around $500k
  
• Buy a vacation house in the mountains, 6 hours away suitable for my family size for around $500k
• Buy a vacation house by the beach, 2 hours away suitable for my family size for around $500k
• Build a few gaming PC's for each house
• Buy the wife a brand new Ford Explorer Sport for around $40k-$50k
  
• Buy a huge Ford diesel truck for around $80k-$90k lifted and all
  
• Buy a huge camper around $100k
• Buy a nice pontoon boat around $40k-$50k
• Put 1 billion in all three kids savings
• Put rest of the money in the bank

I would never say no to going out or doing anything with the wife and kids since money wouldn't be tight. I would spend 2 weeks at home per month, 1 week at either vacation house, and another week off traveling the world and doing fun stuff with the family. I would buy all low-moderate purchases I saw that I wanted with no worries of going broke. I would not spoil the kids and buy them everything, I would make them work for whatever they wanted. That part of me would not change a bit, because raising your kids correctly should be the main priority once that kid pops out. Too many douches in the world.

Kids wouldn't be able to touch their money until they graduate high school, where they would get $1500 per month. They would also have the ability to use that money to pay for college. They would continue to get $1500 per month from their billion until they graduate college, in which case the number gets upped to $3000 and they will be kicked out of the house at that time. If they do not have any life skills, do not have any role to play in the world, no ambition to get a real job, and are not decent human beings by the age of 30, all money will be liquidated from the accounts and they will have no more monthly allowance.

If they have kids, each kid gets a savings started with $250 million of their money, and the plan starts all over per kid. If they have more than 3 kids, $750 million of the parents money will be split in however many ways.

No idea what I would do with the other 3 billion.... Probably prostitutes and drugs.....

This guy seems to have a plan. What an idiot !

 

[xbone19]

Penis pills

 

[Michaelangelo]

i'd buy Sherdog and rule with an iron fist

would demod @D.R.H. and put him in Shady Acres

 

[erhnamdjinn]

initially me and my wife would quit our jobs.

Then me and my family would travel the places we always wanted to visit for maybe a year (europe, asia). The I'd buy a house and a car for each of us.

After I settle down id buy a couple of condos , stock and live of that.

 

[wonderbread]

Nothing. Bill Gates isn’t giving any of you shit.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

After taxes take 3-billion, i invest 3,999,000,000 in stocks and real estate. Put some in a gov bond too. Then survive off of/play around with 1 mill for the time being

Sounds like a pretty boring time.

Why would you even need to invest all of that money? Your imagination needs some work

 

[Pied Piper]

Sounds like a pretty boring time.

Why would you even need to invest all of that money? Your imagination needs some work

you sound poor

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

you sound poor

Your imagination stinks.

What would you do with 3 billion. I'd invest it. Lol Wut

 

[AlexDB9]

Also convince my lady for the popular “two chicks at the same time man”

 

[Twelve75]

I'd give it all to ISIS.

 

[CWMMA]

I would give everyone in the world 94 cents and prove redistribution of wealth is the way to go.

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

a motorcycle a hyena and buy a 711 where near my house where i was the only customer serviced


also alot of rum

 

[Pied Piper]

Your imagination stinks.

What would you do with 3 billion. I'd invest it. Lol Wut

Well youre a bleeding heart liberal, so im not surprised that you cant grasp the logic of smart financial management

 

[Big Burly]

I am a simple and private man, so I wouldn't overdo it. I'd get myself completely out of debt. I'd pay off select friends and family members' houses and vehicles, under their sworn secrecy.

I'd set up trust funds for my kids and wife.

I would open a Swiss bank account.

And I would take a room full of it and roll around in it naked. Every day. A lot.

 

[Gene Tunney]

I would invest substantial amounts of money into research and capital to help stabilize the us and world economies. This would include advancing medicine, architecture, infrastructure, business technology, transportation, space exploration, and education. I would found several charities and foundations to help ensure that poor and working class people have access to professional advancement opportunities. I would also fund animal shelters that provided medical procedures and medication for animals in need. Finally, I would invest heavily in any places that had a personal meaning by developing their communities and funding robust quality of life initiatives.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

i could really go for some wendys right now, so id start there. nthat giant jbc no mayo, 2 orders of value fries, and a green tea. also id check the bacon when i got home, if ti wasnt well done id microwave it in my filthy ass microwave for 20 seconds. then id order a new microwave, i think mine could be making me sick.