2017 PotWR Round 1: Registration/Campaign Announcements

[Falsedawn]

Well I tried, you know. My platform vowed extreme vetting, among other things.

Then Palis came and promised something something.

This is why the Room of War needs El Dictador, to purge dissidents that would harm our beautiful stability. To quell rebellion from know nothings and charlatans who would poison our beautiful lands with their impropriety. We must see a cleansing of this plague, and El Dictador is uniquely able to make the order when called upon.

Remember, El Dictador is responsible for the fall of the dissident known as Ehtheist. El Dictador is stability, there is none else who can carry that burden.

 

[Quipling]

Remember, El Dictador is responsible for the fall of the dissident known as Ehtheist. El Dictador is stability, there is none else who can carry that burden.

I don't believe in the existence of that entity.

 

[Whippy McGee]

Vote.... I will.

 

[flashNsmash]

@Lead hook me up with a vote mate, thanks

 

[Rational Poster]

This is why the Room of War needs El Dictador, to purge dissidents that would harm our beautiful stability. To quell rebellion from know nothings and charlatans who would poison our beautiful lands with their impropriety. We must see a cleansing of this plague, and El Dictador is uniquely able to make the order when called upon.

Remember, El Dictador is responsible for the fall of the dissident known as Ehtheist. El Dictador is stability, there is none else who can carry that burden.

I have quite the collection of skulls myself.

My report trolling campaign paid out way better than I could have possibly imagined.

 

[Rational Poster]

@Lead hook me up with a vote mate, thanks

 

[Jack V Savage]

For the non- @VivaRevolution candidates, what would the sticky thread be used for?

 

[Rational Poster]

For the non- @VivaRevolution candidates, what would the sticky thread be used for?

This is something I've thought about, and is still in deliberation, I have a lot of great ideas, but all I can say is that it's going to be better than @Palis's

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

This is something I've thought about, and is still in deliberation, I have a lot of great ideas, but all I can say is that it's going to be better than @Palis's

Coolest story ever bro!!

 

[Rational Poster]

Coolest story ever bro!!

That post was still better than your entire presidency.

 

[JDragon]

This is why the Room of War needs El Dictador, to purge dissidents that would harm our beautiful stability. To quell rebellion from know nothings and charlatans who would poison our beautiful lands with their impropriety. We must see a cleansing of this plague, and El Dictador is uniquely able to make the order when called upon.

Remember, El Dictador is responsible for the fall of the dissident known as Ehtheist. El Dictador is stability, there is none else who can carry that burden.

I seem to have missed that episode. Please tell me about it, you have my attention. I lost the election by a handful of votes, one of them was a pledged yet betrayed one from ehtheist.

 

[Rational Poster]

@Jack V Savage

With that said I think you'd make a fine asset to my campaign, perhaps even my running mate for maximum russlement, and would be very open to your suggestions in regards to my future sticky thread.

 

[HereticBD]

I humbly bow down to our great King @Palis, and will not degrade myself, or anyone else with the idea that a mere peasant like me could bring down a God like him. If any of you so called candidates had any morals, ethics, or dignity, you would do the same. Traitors, every last one of you, and all I ask from our King is that he shows you no mercy after his tremendous victory, and never forgets this slight against his reign.

Add me to the voter registry, so that I may support our divine leader.

All Hail King @Palis!

 

[Rational Poster]

I humbly bow down to our great King @Palis, and will not degrade myself, or anyone else with the idea that a mere peasant like me could bring down a God like him. If any of you so called candidates had any morals, ethics, or dignity, you would do the same. Traitors, every last one of you, and all I ask from our King is that he shows you no mercy after his tremendous victory, and never forgets this slight against his reign.

Add me to the voter registry, so that I may support our divine leader.

All Hail King @Palis!

I just physically cringed.

 

[Falsedawn]

I seem to have missed that episode. Please tell me about it, you have my attention. I lost the election by a handful of votes, one of them was a pledged yet betrayed one from ehtheist.

The thread was looked for, but shit I got bored.

It's in the dump somewhere. Title's Curtain Call. I was adorned with the mantle of Killer of Gimmicks for my heroic posting in the name of stability.

 

[HomerThompson]

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@Lead

 

[Almighty Angus]

If @Palis wins again after the great WR purge of November, he should be modded and given the power to payback the liberal elitists of Sherdawg

 

[HomerThompson]

If @Palis wins again after the great WR purge of November, he should be modded and given the power to payback the liberal elitists of Sherdawg

He should be given double yellows for being such an egregiously bad poster.

 

[Almighty Angus]

He should be given double yellows for being such an egregiously bad poster.

Same could be said about 99% of the War Room

 

[Rational Poster]

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@Lead

I thought we were friends.