2017 PotWR Round 3: The Jungle Primary

[Fawlty]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

Sounds like something Anton Lavey talked about.

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

My first thought. Clearly been reading the works of Anton Lavey.

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"

I'm well versed in the works of LaVey

Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

Done.

 

[HomerThompson]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"




Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

 

[Fawlty]

I've been watching my bank account all night, and it hasn't even jiggled.

Those who do not pay, pay.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"




Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

If the dog doesn't give consent it is rape.

 

[HomerThompson]

I've been watching my bank account all night, and it hasn't even jiggled.

Those who do not pay, pay.

 

[Lead]

DRAMA! INTRIGUE! IS IRISH_THUG A SERVANT OF THE DARK LORD?!



Fawlty Strategic Initiative has uncovered through its vicious opposition research (sherdog search function and also searching through some garbage cans),


That Irish_Thug is indeed a satanist- a modern day Grima Wormtongue, if I may be so bold of the rings.



Proof here:

"Do You Believe in Energy Vampires?"

"Ever Know a Psychic Vampire?"

"Satanic Temple Launches Anti-School Spanking Campaign in Texas"




Oh my fucking god, like, do you SEE this? This is not a man of earthly conservative values but instead the hellish hellspawn of hell, and a Satan who walks among us.







In light of this DAMNING new information, I must announce that the Fawlty Strategic Initiative officially supports @irish_thug for POTWR. Homer Thompson may be an atheist, but Irish Thug is like an atheist who doesn't even believe in atheists. I love him. Hell, I'd let him fuck my dog on Halloween.

GNN finally has a competing news source
@Gandhi

 

[HomerThompson]

See you in the general election:

 

[Fawlty]

If the dog doesn't give consent it is rape.

If there was ever such a thing as consent, a butt scoot in a fiery pentagram is consent.

 

[Fawlty]

GNN finally has a competing news source
@Gandhi

GAKE news

 

[M3t4tr0n]

More proof we came from fish. Evolution is real.

@Limbo Pete

 

[Fawlty]

It's like fake news, but also it's gay.

 

[HomerThompson]

It's like fake news, but also it's gay.

 

[M3t4tr0n]

If there was ever such a thing as consent, a butt scoot in a fiery pentagram is consent.

I guess if the dog is ready and consent has been issued all we are waiting on is for next Halloween. @irish_thug the ball is in your court sir.

 

[Limbo Pete]

Oof

 

[Fawlty]

I guess if the dog is ready and consent has been issued all we are waiting on is for next Halloween. @irish_thug the ball is in your court sir.

And my dog will fetch that ball. Ass first. That's how dogs play catch in Hell.

 

[AnGrYcRoW]

See you in the general election:

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

And my dog will fetch that ball. Ass first. That's how dogs play catch in Hell.

Only good dogs go to Hell. I have the best dogs. Tremendous dogs.

 

[Fawlty]

@Lead I apologize for being an ass the other day

 

[M3t4tr0n]

Only good dogs go to Hell. I have the best dogs. Tremendous dogs.

You have to be good to catch a ball with your ass. You have to be more than good, you have to be the best.