Accidentally drank moldy juice

[tonni]

Hi everyone Tonni here.

Apparently I forgot to throw carrot juice a couple of months ago. It was opened and sitting in the fridge since I can't even remember when.

I mistakenly thought it was the NEW bottle of carrot juice that I put in the fridge and without smelling I took a sip. It was very sour and when I looked into the bottle, there was massive islands of green mold.

Will I die?

 

[FacePunch]

RIP in peace bruh.

 

[Shael]

Nothing some bleach won't clear out of your system. Cheers.

 

[tonni]

any doctors here?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

Not if you counter it by sticking a carrot in your butt

 

[LiLoMMA]

any doctors here?

Probably, but this is more @Clippy territory

 

[bandicoot]

You'll be fine.

 

[FacePunch]

any doctors here?

I am. I can help you.

 

[tonni]

Not if you counter it by sticking a carrot in your butt

okay let's keep it mature i could be dying?

 

[Gus Fring]

okay let's keep it mature i could be dying?

Not if you counter it by sticking a carrot in your butt

 

[j123]

Drink 16oz of semen and it will clear your throat

 

[Hattori]

any doctors here?

Hi tonni,

I am nnot docter but am an honoured prince of Nigeria, I promise u wealth and happy with all carrot juice u want, all I need is your bank akant details to Message me ok

 

[tonni]

guys what if i shart at the christmas party because of this?

 

[tonni]

Hi tonni,

I am nnot docter but am an honoured prince of Nigeria, I promise u wealth and happy with all carrot juice u want, all I need is your bank akant details to Message me ok

PM me with proof of your royal bloodline

 

[trolololol]

Will I die?

I'm praying for a Christmas miracle. That's an enthusiastic "yes" from me.

 

[ralphc1]

Drink 16oz of semen and it will clear your throat

I take it you have experience with this?

 

[tonni]

I'm praying for a Christmas miracle. That's an enthusiastic "yes" from me.

 

[Curmudgeon]

According to the guys at work you're allowed 3 sharts per year or 1 full on shit yourself. Not sure what it is for women though.

 

[Bald1]

I'm not a doctor, but have seen a carrot once. Worst day of my life. My extensive carrot knowledge tells me there are three possibilities.

1)Nothing will happen.
2)Something will happen to gut flora.
3)You'll mutate super powers.

I'm pulling for 3. You could fight bad guys by firing carrots from your ass.

 

[tonni]

According to the guys at work you're allowed 3 sharts per year or 1 full on shit yourself. Not sure what it is for women though.