Premier League Thread 2017/18 v76: King Rafa Owns Maureen. Return of the Squawka Stats Edition.

[Chules]

Happy Valentines

roses are red
violets are blue
you went subway
and bossmans too

i'll PM you

 

[Chules]

im seeing Camila Cabaello instead

my paramore friend got 2 o2 priority tickets and got me one

 

[Nowhere Fast]

im seeing Camila Cabaello instead

my paramore friend got 2 o2 priority tickets and got me one

Winning.

What about YouVee doe? Cabaello is his Bae after all.

 

[Tobago Jones]

 

[blokeybloke]

Dembele bandwagon is gettin a bit bloated on twitter

 

[AOM]

i'll PM you

 

[Sexy]

very excited for real madrid/psg.

 

[Concrete]

im seeing Camila Cabaello instead

my paramore friend got 2 o2 priority tickets and got me one

Bring us pictures

Spoiler

of her arse

 

[DC23]

Dembele bandwagon is gettin a bit bloated on twitter

I joined it after seeing the opening game of the season. He was like Alonso in the middle of the park. First touch sensational. Little turns. Kept it simple, snappy. Beautiful.

Edit - Wait a minute. Which Dembele is this?

 

[frenz]

Get to the petrol station to get a card and flowers imo.

do you live in cliches or

 

[Concrete]

do you live in cliches or

You tell me ms throwing up at the hostel

 

[blokeybloke]

I joined it after seeing the opening game of the season. He was like Alonso in the middle of the park. First touch sensational. Little turns. Kept it simple, snappy. Beautiful.

Edit - Wait a minute. Which Dembele is this?

 

[Nowhere Fast]

Bring us pictures

Spoiler

of her arse

Knew the spoiler would be uncowth.

 

[frenz]

You tell me ms throwing up at the hostel

First and last time ever staying in a hostel

 

[blokeybloke]

Anyone got any funny valentines day stories?

Weird day, imo. Imagine getting gassed over a stalker stalking you.

 

[blokeybloke]

Came home early from work once & my roommate had red rose petals all laid out from front door leading into his bedroom.

Guy went f'n pink when he saw through bedroom door that it was me LOL


Soft twat

 

[frenz]

Came home early from work once & my roommate had red rose petals all laid out from front door leading into his bedroom.

Guy went f'n pink when he saw through bedroom door that it was me LOL


Soft twat

lmfao. snorted

 

[AOM]

Came home early from work once & my roommate had red rose petals all laid out from front door leading into his bedroom.

Guy went f'n pink when he saw through bedroom door that it was me LOL


Soft twat

when were you @Tules roomm8...

 

[xtramob]

 

[Twelve75]

First and last time ever staying in a hostel

I hear that, takes me back