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Daily reminder about who discovered your breached vertexRisky, bruv, very risky. I am of the opinion -- and I think Dr. Slobodan dos Santos puts forth a similar argument -- that you should only get married after you begin the depressing journey through hair loss. Any woman can be loyal when she's running her hands through a thick mane of luscious hair in the bedroom a few nights a week. But you only truly know you have a keeper when you're a Norwaad 3+ vertex. When every attempt to stroke your "mane" leaves her with 50+ hairs that have withered off the vine into her hands and she still chooses to marry you and receive your seed, well shit, my friend, now that's a woman you give a ring.
That's why I'm still single. I haven't reached my Norwaad plateu yet. I'm going to be full Larry David in a few years, so it'd be a yuge bait-and-switch of me to marry some girl when I'm still rocking the Tony Ferguson look.
Dude, my wife cuts my hair. She cuts it shorts and doesn’t give a shit because a real dude has more than just hair bruhRisky, bruv, very risky. I am of the opinion -- and I think Dr. Slobodan dos Santos puts forth a similar argument -- that you should only get married after you begin the depressing journey through hair loss. Any woman can be loyal when she's running her hands through a thick mane of luscious hair in the bedroom a few nights a week. But you only truly know you have a keeper when you're a Norwaad 3+ vertex. When every attempt to stroke your "mane" leaves her with 50+ hairs that have withered off the vine into her hands and she still chooses to marry you and receive your seed, well shit, my friend, now that's a woman you give a ring.
That's why I'm still single. I haven't reached my Norwaad plateu yet. I'm going to be full Larry David in a few years, so it'd be a yuge bait-and-switch of me to marry some girl when I'm still rocking the Tony Ferguson look.
not true, she also flicked a bloody booger at her. That was the move of the fight.Except in that fight against Felice. Wtf was that...they just stuck their tongue out at each other and yelled at each other from a distance all fight.