Being drunk means it's the perfect time for this bullshitI’m too drunk for this bullshit.
Stage 1: DenialDude, my wife cuts my hair. She cuts it shorts and doesn’t give a shit because a real dude has more than just hair bruh
Did you get a prenup?
Forget about your hair, you need a plan B in case of divorce.
Gonna take a quick nap before main event
Casey isn't the prettiest girl but she has a great ass and nice long legs.
Would smash, even if sober. Probably wouldn't brag about it tho.
Uhh did Casey piss herself?
Fight's too exciting we can't keep our eyes offChat always slows down during WMMA
Wonder why