Pre-Season 18/19 Premier League Thread v29: Juventus v Man Yoo Edition

[Da Speeit]

He's a diva. Mariah Carey. PSG would be crazy to sign him.

Mate they paid over a quarter of a billion for Neymar

 

[Da Speeit]

Of course the estate agent is late and I’m waiting outside like a plonker with 6 percent battery

Lmao your life

 

[frenz]

Oh yeah, good luck today!

Cheers. Just left, landlord is so nice. He talked shit about the estate agent lmao

 

[frenz]

Lmao your life

Like an actual sitcom

 

[frenz]

 

[frenz]

I’m fn dead

 

[Da Speeit]

So relatable

 

[frenz]

So relatable

You’re black so

 

[Da Speeit]

You’re black so

Not as black as Halsey
You no-phone-life-havin ass bitch

 

[frenz]

Not as black as Halsey
You no-phone-life-havin ass bitch

I’m using my work phone BICTH

 

[Tobago Jones]

@Tobago Jones

Damn Cassie is a bad bitch

 

[Concrete]

Damn Cassie is a bad bitch

Is there a story here?

 

[LilMountain]

@LilMountain

Ffs got cocky on the challenges and some are taking me so long lmao.

I took your advice going all in on the poker and got called regularly lol had to buy back in like four more times before I got lucky (2nd game the river card got me a flush when I was about to lose to a straight)

 

[Chules]

@Jimmy McGill @Deffid @UVee @Carl Drogo @Sebbe

NEW PB!! like omgg. I'm 25:53

It felt HARD as fuck lmao, the course was way worse but I somehow did better than last time!!

Finished 227 out of 600

Mandatory finish line pic

 

[Chules]

Ousmane Dembele’s ‘indiscipline is worrying’ as Frenchman fails to show for training after club ‘tried to contact him for 90 minutes’ before discovering he was suffering with gastroenteritis

 

[Chules]

Put to sleep by a former gay porn star


http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/u...gets-kod-stiff-at-bare-knuckle-event.3863555/

replies are gold

@Tobago Jones @Clear Winner

 

[Mga223]

I took your advice going all in on the poker and got called regularly lol had to buy back in like four more times before I got lucky (2nd game the river card got me a flush when I was about to lose to a straight)

lmao that I had someone call me all in and I won anz then 2 folded

 

[Jimmy McGill]

@Jimmy McGill @Deffid @UVee @Carl Drogo @Sebbe

NEW PB!! like omgg. I'm 25:53

It felt HARD as fuck lmao, the course was way worse but I somehow did better than last time!!

Finished 227 out of 600
but I was the 5th homosexual to finish.

Mandatory finish line pic

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#bants

 

[Deffid]

Ousmane Dembele’s ‘indiscipline is worrying’ as Frenchman fails to show for training after club ‘tried to contact him for 90 minutes’ before discovering he was suffering with gastroenteritis

peak Dumbele @El Che @Da Speeit

 

[Chules]

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#bants

Lmao

I'm bisexual