Your mama!!!

[THE Red Beard]

Your mama so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang.
----she has to iron her clothes in the driveway
----blood type is Ragu
----gave Dracula the diabetes

Haha I think we should start using these!!! Sherdog needs some new shit. We can keep filling rooms with uppercuts but hitting a white belt with a yo mama joke is a great idea! Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to go back to her.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

Your momma's so fat, her exterior surface area is more than sufficient.

 

[THE Red Beard]

Your momma's so fat, her exterior surface area is more than sufficient.

So we can work on your ruthlessness. Your effort and heart are intangibles but that ruthlessness??? We got you fam.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

So we can work on your ruthlessness. Your effort and heart are intangibles but that ruthlessness??? We got you fam.

Sometimes my posts exist solely to make everyone else's seem brilliant by comparison.

Thanks for covering my ass, G

 

[Alphaboy]

Oedipus: Oracle, what’s going to happen to me?

Oracle: you’re going to kill your father and marry Joe.

Oedipus: who's Joe?

 

[THE Red Beard]

Sometimes my posts exist solely to make everyone else's seem brilliant by comparison.

Thanks for covering my ass, G

Real Bros ride for each other. Yo mama is so old she knew Burger King when he was a Prince.

Oedipus: Oracle, what’s going to happen to me?

Oracle: you’re going to kill your father and marry joe.

Oedipus: who's Joe?

Nicely done! We have some classical writers in this bitch.

 

[guns&moses]

so stupid she
-brought a bible to Church's chicken
-sold the car for gas money

 

[THE Red Beard]

so stupid she
-brought a bible to Church's chicken
-sold the car for gas money

Get that post count up man so you're not a victim once the team antes up and starts SLAMMING!

 

[ChallengerDeep]

so stupid she
-brought a bible to Church's chicken
-sold the car for gas money

She's so stupid she tried to buy tires for a menstrual cycle.

So fat when she got on the scale it said 'to be continued'....

 

[ChallengerDeep]

LOL 0:15 to 0:25

 

[THE Red Beard]

She's so stupid she tried to buy tires for a menstrual cycle.

So fat when she got on the scale it said 'to be continued'....

Yo mama is so poor and short she has to slam dunk her bus fare and she occasionally posts in the wasteland and has a less than positive post to like ratio. I remixed it.

 

[greygoose]

Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like Atlanta, New York, Chicago, LA, Seattle..

 

[THE Red Beard]

Yo mama so fat, she plays hopscotch like Atlanta, New York, Chicago, LA, Seattle..

Yo mama is so fat Hindu people won't go down on her.

 

[K-Bag]

Yo mamma so fat she can sit on 2 planets.

 

[JabToucher]

Your mama's so fat, when she's camping, the bears hide their food!

 

[THE Red Beard]

Your mama's so fat, when she's camping, the bears hide their food!

Check the OP don't steal my jokes Mencia!!!!!! I'll touch YOU with the jab.

 

[MMAGA]

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit!

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

Your mama so stupid she is retarded.

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

Youre mama so ugly she fugly

 

[TheOneAboveAll3]

Your mama so fat she is obese.