Your mama!!!

Yo mama so ugly, she thought she was you

Your mom is so poor she wouldn't buy you a platinum membership for your 35th birthday and she told you to go back to your room in the unfinished basement
 
Your moma is so fat the teacher thanked her for bringing donuts for everyone and your mom said "no I didnt"

Your mom is so ugly she got an acting role based on merit
 
Your mama’s so thin she hang glides on a doritos.
 
Your mom is so poor she wouldn't buy you a platinum membership for your 35th birthday and she told you to go back to your room in the unfinished basement
Yo mama so dumb she doesn't know your birthday
 
Your Mama's so fat that when she wears a red dress, Everyone yells...Hey Koolaid.
 
Your mamas so stupid, when her son suggested she try listening to 50 cent she put two quarters in her ears.
 
Your Mama's so fat, that when I climb on top of her during sex...My ears pop.
 
Yo momma so fat, her stretchmarks are on Google Maps!
 
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