What’s the dumbest s--- you’ve heard a non UFC fan say about the UFC?

[Patman]

Here’s one:

“I can beat those dudes in a real street fight with no rules. I would just groin kick and eye poke them.”

Yes, there’s no way UFC fighters could kick you in the balls with more speed, power, and accuracy.

 

[Peli]

"why don't they just get up"

When a wrestler or grappler has good top control.

Even dom cruz said this when khabib was on top of Conor

I've heard my mom say this when a wrestler had good top control I forgot who it was, it wasn't khabib but the wrestler had them in a dagestanis handcuff or in a locked position. Might have been overeem-harris. Anyway, the guy couldn't move or defend himself. it was clear he was neutered. she said "I wouldn't let that happen to me. I'll just get up."


Yeah, sure mom. Sure.

 

[SteveColdStone]

That getting choked unconscious for a few seconds is worse than getting knocked out.

Bruce Lee would dominate.

 

[weaselkenievil]

That it’s fake. I have a mate who is otherwise intelligent, just has a dumbass opinion on MMA. Also that there is no way Fedor could beat Tyson.

 

[Straatblaffer]

Here’s one:

“I can beat those dudes in a real street fight with no rules. I would just groin kick and eye poke them.”

Yes, there’s no way UFC fighters could kick you in the balls with more speed, power, and accuracy.

Inb4 BJ Penn getting KO'd.

 

[Reach4theSky]

"Stop the fight! Stop the fight!!" - My wife as soon as someone gets top control and starts throwing a bit of gnp..lol

 

[Superman Elbow]

Khabib only knows how to take the back and rnc

 

[Superman Elbow]

Jones doesn't deserve an immediate title shot at HW.

 

[Superman Elbow]

Conor threw the dustin fight.


I know, sounds unbelievable but I did see it on facebook ufc comments with lots of likes.

 

[Greyscale]

"Why are you so sure Anderson Silva would smash Magomedov from M-1?"

 

[Memeojima]

At a bar for Anderson vs Weidman

"Anderson da goat! Gonna kill dis white boi!" *Andy after getting KOd by Weidman*
"Anderson sucks was never good!"

 

[Sycho Sid]

When Brock had just lost to Cain, my dad tried telling me it was all fake.

 

[Raymundo Alvarado Guevara]

"TJ is gonna kill de fly weight division"

 

[GIBLERTBAPTISTA]

When UFC first came to Australia there was an article about Danny Green calling out Lesnar. A bunch of guys at work were going on about how Lesnar would destroy Green in a boxing match.

 

[sublime20]

"Stop the fight! Stop the fight!!" - My wife as soon as someone gets top control and starts throwing a bit of gnp..lol

Is Dan Hardy your wife?

 

[Gio]

"UFC is hugging, and boxing is the real manly fighting sport" - I heard this personally from a guy when Floyd vs Pac was happening. I just smiled.

 

[bad mojo]

"Anyone watching this is a closet homosexual" - my female friend some 10 years ago. What a load of nonsense, couldn't be further from the truth.

 

[TankvsNelmark]

I sure hope Krazy horse makes it

 

[Kyojiro Kagenuma]

Here’s one:

“I can beat those dudes in a real street fight with no rules. I would just groin kick and eye poke them.”

Yes, there’s no way UFC fighters could kick you in the balls with more speed, power, and accuracy.

I've seen UFC fans say that shit lol.

 

[EmEmEh?]

This forum is absolutely full of “hardcore MMA Fans” that say unbelievably stupid shit every single day.

No need for this thread.