You are a sadistic matchmaker working for the UFC. What fights do you book?

[SouthpawSouthernFist]

Jon Jones vs Ngannou at HW.

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

Ngannou vs Greg Hardy
Jiri vs shogun
Rockhold vs Whitaker
Khamzat vs burns rematch
Paddy vs McGregor
Holloway vs Dan Hooker
CoGar vs Moreno

 

[mmacrisis]

Conor vs anyone in the top 5 of any weight division. He loses horrifically all around.

 

[Eternalwarriorking]

A lot of good calls already! Good thread TS; you've done the impossible by posting a fairly creative thread on sherdog! Lol

 

[Don't Call Me A Casual]

I’d just book a bunch of Colby fights. Nothing is more painful than watching that dude.

50-44, seethe

 

[Dr. Rose]

Ngannou vs Jessica Eye

he said "No Flyweight vs. Ngannou" and wasn't the Valentina knock out scary enough

 

[swarrrm]

Tony Ferguson vs Alex Pereira

 

[JokersKnife]

Have Mario ref all those fights.

 

[spinup]

Pereira vs Johnny Walker

 

[Tchernobog]

Topuria vs Paddy

 

[DidYouJustGetHere]

Jiri vs Rockhold

 

[Boevik]

Ngannou vs Lesnar
Fedor vs Ngannou

 

[sdpdude9]

Ngannou vs. Hunsucker
Prochazka vs. Ulberg
Cannonier vs. Alvey
Usman vs. Sano Jr.
Gaethje vs. Ontiveros
Holloway vs. Hooper
Aldo vs. Mountinho
Figueiredo vs. Buys

 

[Post 2 Decision]

he said "No Flyweight vs. Ngannou" and wasn't the Valentina knock out scary enough

She's got a heavyweight ass

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

Ferguson vs Luque or Burns

 

[RonMachineGunJhun]

Sakuraba vs Chimaev

 

[SwagJuice]

Jon Jones vs Johnny Walker

 

[felmmando]

Ngannou vs Jessica Eye

Different weight classes.

 

[Post 2 Decision]

Different weight classes.

You've never seen Eye's ass

 

[Yungrich]

Chandler vs Ferguson