I was riding the train last week.
I like trains as a form of public transport cause you have your table and USB sockets etc. Lots of space to stretch out and fuck about.
Anyways, there's this woman sat across from me, in the same booth but across and in the far side, so diagonal like from where I'm at.
I was fucking about with my phone whilst eating a turkey wrap and drinking from a bottle of milk. And I could basically feel her check me out a few times, and I could see her thinking to herself,
"fuck that guy, look at him. Thinks he's great. I'd love to give him some shit".
She was a little trashy. Single mom looking, mid forties. Salty.
After a while I feel this more intense gaze on me, so I look up and she's basically started to eyeball me outright.
Think of this. Bad intention. A real, "I'm gonna fuck with you" vibe.
One other thing that occurs to me is....... perhaps she's just horny and wants a piece, but this is some kind of hard-to-get tactic. Conversely, I'd be happy enough to let single moms get their eye candy, but there's definitely a vibe of, "gonna cut you down to size,
dude", going on.
So anyways I just continue fucking about on my phone when I notice she suddenly looks away and puts her hand over her face like she's ashamed.
That's when I notice the now half-empty bottle of milk I had been drinking from, had slid over the smooth surface of the table and it must have struck her arm?
I then realized she must have thought I had done it intentionally, you know, pushed the milk bottle at her........ to flirt, or get her attention?
And she was in actual fact gearing up to give me an absolute tongue lashing, before realizing I was actually oblivious and the milk bottle had slide of its own volition (thus the looking away in shame after).
........
I think in such a situation, almost anyone would have concluded such an event was a freak-occurrence.
Which leaves me to question, is it possible that I vibe'd as being that much of a sleazeball, that I would try and hit-on a single mom by pushing a milk bottle at her?