20 year anniversary of The girl Next Door (2004) the biggest simp in the world, or the master nice guy manipulator?

[Sms_productions713]

Watched this movie for the first time in over a decade last night. It still holds up very well.
Think this was every teenage kids dream girl in the early 2000’s.

But man I didn’t realize how big of an ass kisser this kid was and talked his way out of sex with the girl for the whole damn movie was hilarious


The juice was definitely worth the squeeze I guess

 

[Kowboy On Sherdog]

 

[Get To Da Choppa]

Watched this movie for the first time in over a decade last night. It still holds up very well.
Think this was every teenage kids dream girl in the early 2000’s.

But man I didn’t realize how big of an ass kisser this kid was and talked his way out of sex with the girl for the whole damn movie was hilarious


The juice was definitely worth the squeeze I guess

I've watched enough porn to know that this is what the kid is gonna feel like when he bangs the former pornstar chick for the first time

 

[Sms_productions713]

I've watched enough porn to know that this is what the kid is gonna feel like when he bangs the former pornstar chick for the first time

Pretty much.

This kid is like a smart Jason Biggs from American pie. He always knows how to screw up getting laid

 

[FadeLess]

never watched this romance, probably never will, cause love is bullshit.

anyways, what is this term kids use these days, "simp", mean ? ( im kinda new to this modern era we live in)

 

[FrankNStein]

He ended up getting the girl, rolled up to the prom with a couple porn stars, made a bunch of money off the sex Ed tape he made with them, got into the college he wanted, and screwed over the porn producer who was being a dick to him. I think he did pretty well for himself.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

I haven’t seen this movie in almost 19 years but I remember being rather disappointed with it and thinking it wasn’t really funny, with the one exception being this scene which I thought was hilarious but can’t even remember if it’s even in the movie or just a deleted scene:

 

[Bacco]

Did'nt seen the movie, but above some level is'nt simping, is being a man on a mission

And prime Elisha Cuthbert was definitely above that line

Imaginary movie kid is an hero and you should not disrespect his mission

 

[Sms_productions713]

I haven’t seen this movie in almost 19 years but I remember being rather disappointed with it and thinking it wasn’t really funny, with the one exception being this scene which I thought was hilarious but can’t even remember if it’s even in the movie or just a deleted scene:

lol my favorite scene. It was in the movie

 

[Staph infection]

Did'nt seen the movie, but above some level is'nt simping, is being a man on a mission

And prime Elisha Cuthbert was definitely above that line

Imaginary movie kid is an hero and you should not disrespect his mission

I liked when the one hockey player got fined because he said her husband who is also a hockey player had his sloppy seconds. Those are some sloppy seconds that just about any guy would be happy to have.

Give me her, Jennifer lover Hewitt, and Michelle Trachtenburg in an early 2000’s foursome!

 

[fica]

never watched this romance, probably never will, cause love is bullshit.

anyways, what is this term kids use these days, "simp", mean ? ( im kinda new to this modern era we live in)

Jelaus kids who can not get a girl but this simp kid is hanging around hot girls that they consider him as friend and os not getring laid.but these jelaous kids would not be given a time of day with these girls to show their game

 

[DrederickH8m]

I liked when the one hockey player got fined because he said her husband who is also a hockey player had his sloppy seconds. Those are some sloppy seconds that just about any guy would be happy to have.

Give me her, Jennifer lover Hewitt, and Michelle Trachtenburg in an early 2000’s foursome!

Michelle Trachtenburg ass is worth the squeeze.
Fucking loved her crazy ass in Criminal Minds and she says “you would die for her” before she killed herself. Should have gotten an award for that performance.
#michelletrachtenburghavemybabies

 

[GearSolidMetal]

It was the wish-fulfillment of porn addicts, of a creepy virgin gawking at a starlet... which they encounter a dozen times every time they go outside... but in this case (only in a Hollywood movie) she's immediately attracted to him as well.

 

[FléauDeDieu]

It was the wish-fulfillment of porn addicts, of a creepy virgin gawking at a starlet... which they encounter a dozen times every time they go outside... but in this case (only in a Hollywood movie) she's immediately attracted to him as well.

Umm hello, Based department?

 

[jx820]

I saw it once when it came out and recall kinda liking it. Specifically that it wasn't a saccharine teeny rom-com. As I recall there were aspects of this that were pretty ugly.

But the phrase "the juice is worth the squeeze" was more memorable than the movie as a whole.

 

[Lycandroid]

I forgot about her, she caused half of my first 500 boners

 

[haysus31]

I thought this was about the magazine segment featured every month a "girl next door".

 

[blaseblase]

All of his problems could have been avoided by just dating her like a normal girl

 

[Protectandserve]

I liked when the one hockey player got fined because he said her husband who is also a hockey player had his sloppy seconds. Those are some sloppy seconds that just about any guy would be happy to have.

Give me her, Jennifer lover Hewitt, and Michelle Trachtenburg in an early 2000’s foursome!

Trachtenburg looks like she is on deaths door currently. Doesn’t even look remotely close to how she did.

The fact that we never got to see the goods from those 3 in their prime is tragic.

 

[ObsoleteSoul]

Trachtenburg looks like she is on deaths door currently. Doesn’t even look remotely close to how she did.

The fact that we never got to see the goods from those 3 in their prime is tragic.

Holy… Wtf happened to her? Looks like drugs, but maybe a bad sickness. Definitely looks rouuuuuugh