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    Media Joe Rogan UFC vs Boxing - Remember this?

    I enjoy smoked brisket.
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    I HATE ESPN

    They’re still around?
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    Why would Leon fight Belal? Leon already worked him over.

    My wee wee goes winkle and my boo hoo goes boom boom.
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    The Stat That Obliterates Jamahal Hill's "I Was Doing Okay" Narrative

    Good point. That is pretty bad.
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    Media Khabib predicted Max Holloway's future and legacy

    Did he predict the next time someone will poop in the octagon?
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    Max Should Be the Number 2 Ranked Lightweight Right Now, Right?

    Speaking of number two, when’s the last time someone pooped in the octagon?
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    The Stat That Obliterates Jamahal Hill's "I Was Doing Okay" Narrative

    But did he poop??? No? Then good for him for not pooping in the octagon.
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    Francis' Record beaten again

    Who’s she again?
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    How should one break down smoke/drink breaks for UFC 300???

    No need for sissy drinks. Everclear and Mickeys all night long.
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    How should one break down smoke/drink breaks for UFC 300???

    I’d rather watch Ace Frehley take a dump than watch WMMA. And I’m not even a KISS fan.
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    How should one break down smoke/drink breaks for UFC 300???

    Just drink alll the way through. No sissy drinks. Just beer and whiskey.
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    30 fights in 2 years (record?)

    Maybe a record in MMA. Not boxing though. Harry Greb went 45 and 0 in 1919.
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    Media How to stop eyepokes!

    Balderdash. I have a much better idea.. If a fighter gets poked in the eye, then, for the rest of that round, he gets to use a steamroller against his opponent. That would even it up and make things fair. Plus, it would increase viewership.
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    Are stomps to the head legal on non grounded opponents?

    They should be. Neck stomps too.
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    Media No more complaining about Suga O Malley’s wild hair

    That’s nuthin’! I’ve seen him with Something About Mary hair.
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    Which fighter makes you the most excited right before round 1 starts?

    Ron Jeremy. Oh wait….. wrong forum.
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    Media Chris weidman wants Trilogy with Anderson silva!!

    Power slap that ass! Starring Jenna Jameson. We’d all watch that.
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    Media Josh Barnett, Rampage Jackson, Sakuraba & Funaki Starting Up New Promotion In Japan

    Well Skeeter just shit out some fuck meat so there’s that.
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