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Being naked is awesome. Your kids don't give a shit about nudity (it's not sexual inherently), nor will they really give a shit about gayness (until you tell them it's weird or different). So, yeah, bring your kids you fruity bastard

Use touch when you're on a date/interested in a girl. I don't mean be a fucking creep either. ...but a hand on a shoulder for a second, or on an arm/hand will at least allow her to know what you're looking for, and from that you can also see her reaction

The obvious answer is to kill your wife.

I think that's what people are speculating....and that's not a contract I would want. Actually, Lu retiring sucks...it puts us on the hook for 2.2 mill per year in cap space. But we still do have plenty of room

Good for her, seems like a fun girl

Welp, I'm pretty happy with the Canucks draft. The Miller trade....meh. He's a good player on a decent contract, is young and plays hard...can score. Hate giving up the first next year, but if we miss the playoffs, no biggie. If the Canucks make the playoffs at least one of the next two years...

Maybe Wakanda, somewhat like Uganda, has English as their official language. They also speak a ton of different dialects in Uganda that are officially recognized, but for all intents and purposes, just about everybody speaks English. Maybe Wakanda learned from Uganda :P

Also, make sure you check what tourist visas you need and what not....I'm sure you'll require one for Burma. Safety wise, I've always been pretty good. If you're going out, don't bring your passport (obviously) and just bring what you're able to lose really. When I was Africa, I just brought...

Without food, sure; without water, you'd be real fucked up.

Is this Randy jerkoff video just him standing there and beating it?

You know, just because you read an article that says "People are OUTRAGED by _________" doesn't actually mean people care about it. Sure, you'll find like 25 people on twitter who give half a shit about that Victoria Secret thing, but literally nobody else does. The media just throws that out...

Don't pack too much shit. You won't need most of it. And don't worry if you forget anything; you can buy it when you're there if you need it.

I've been to most countries in Europe, but I mean, they're vastly different. The best looking/friendliest women I've encountered were probably in Estonia. Plus, it's pretty cheap and a lot of fun. Italy is great, you should definitely go. The food is amazing, there's a lot of history, cool...

My buddy was dating a girl (forgot her name, starts with a T) and was sending her a video of himself jerking off. His sister's name also starts with a T. He sent it to his sister, and he didn't even realize it until the next day...where she sent him a message asking what the fuck was wrong with...

My small bit of nitpicking... There's no way Tony Stark would sound like that after having no food and especially no water for 4 days. I'm fucking pumped though!

Well, possibly, depending on what the actual girl said about it, but yes, likely. What is your point though?

Elias Pettersson!!! That is all.

It's an old rule.

I just watched that Christmas special. Loved Garfield as a kid and it's still pretty fucking good