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Shoulda just rolled with it IMO
Worst Accidental Texts?
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Fuck I wish. Wife probably wouldn't have approved unfortunately.
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You better be drinking pineapple juice during the rest of your vacay. Your boss might like to swallow.
This is long (no, not that. Get your mind out of the gutter for a few mins). But I figure you could use the read.
Funny though, I have a storybfrom years ago that I'm pretty sure I've never told anyone I know, and may not have even posted about...
I worked in a group home, watching teenage boys. (Shit, I guess you get two stories...). So first of all, I worked weekends. There was a bit of a rivalry between weekdaybstaff and weekend staff. Apparently the weekday staff (always run by a woman) felt the weekend a) had it easy (we only had the kids for 12 hour days, while their shifts included the kids being in school), and b) worked for them (the supervisors didn't work in the houses, yet you've got a peer you don't work with trying to dictate what you do when they aren't around, via notes.
So there was this girl who worked during the week who covered a shift on a Saturday... she wasn't what I expected. She had ass... she was cute... and she must've had some strong ass furramones. 'Cause, not to be weird, but sitting next to her on the couch, I had this strong desire to just give her a facial. Never had that specific urge around an attractive girl.
So anyway, one of the kids tells me once that she let a kid use her phone for the internet. Story goes... one day she was in the kitchen or the kid was in the front yard, Idunno - and the kid supposedly shouted out "DAMN! THIS BITCH GOT A BIG OL BOOTY!!!" And she came running like she'd seen a ghost. Thing was, the kid was just looking at a picture he saw posted on Facebook.
Then they told me that she had nudes of herself on her phone and let the kids use her phone knowing that they'd look.
Now, of course boys will be boys, and sometimes tell tales... but at least half of that story was believable. You never really know. Some of these broads are exhibitionists - and part of their kink is to make it seem like they aren't showing off intentionally.
That was just the side story that popped into my head.
So anyway, there was an overnight spy who used to show up and count the meds, check the logs, and rat on the staff if theh were sleeping or anything. She was a hideous monster. And she drove one of those mini cars that have a fin on the roof, and look like an orca got it's head cut off and was made into a vehicle.
She got ratted on herself for threatening someone. So they demoted her. Now mind you, I hated this bitches guts. She tried to get me in trouble once for no reason, and before that we'd had an argument. So I'd had her number blocked.
When she got demoted, she got placed in my shift.
So long story short, I'd downloaded an amateur pr0n clip from some forum of some woman with a fat ass riding the hell out of somebody.
I never put an unlock code on my phone. So, I'm doing dishes, and I pull my phone out to check the time or something, and I see that I've started pocket dialing a text to her (she was the last person I'd gotten one from)... and somehow I'd hit to send attachments, and that clip was loaded and ready to send.
Now, I didn't hit send. But one wrong move while the phone had been in my pocket, and that shit would've happened. It would've been A WRAP! I would've been fired. Probably even sued. And by a bitch I couldn't stand enough to even answer when she said "Good morning Tuf_guy" let alone send pr0n to. I gaurantee there would've been no way out of that one.
Knowing her, she probably would've said I was watching porn around the kids and sexually harrassing her, and printing dickpics and taping them to the walls in the office (she was quite the liar).
Sometimes I shudder to think...
So long stories short. I never had to knock on wood. But I know some folks who have. Makes me wonder if I could.
I worked in a group home, watching teenage boys. (Shit, I guess you get two stories...). So first of all, I worked weekends. There was a bit of a rivalry between weekdaybstaff and weekend staff. Apparently the weekday staff (always run by a woman) felt the weekend a) had it easy (we only had the kids for 12 hour days, while their shifts included the kids being in school), and b) worked for them (the supervisors didn't work in the houses, yet you've got a peer you don't work with trying to dictate what you do when they aren't around, via notes.
So there was this girl who worked during the week who covered a shift on a Saturday... she wasn't what I expected. She had ass... she was cute... and she must've had some strong ass furramones. 'Cause, not to be weird, but sitting next to her on the couch, I had this strong desire to just give her a facial. Never had that specific urge around an attractive girl.
So anyway, one of the kids tells me once that she let a kid use her phone for the internet. Story goes... one day she was in the kitchen or the kid was in the front yard, Idunno - and the kid supposedly shouted out "DAMN! THIS BITCH GOT A BIG OL BOOTY!!!" And she came running like she'd seen a ghost. Thing was, the kid was just looking at a picture he saw posted on Facebook.
Then they told me that she had nudes of herself on her phone and let the kids use her phone knowing that they'd look.
Now, of course boys will be boys, and sometimes tell tales... but at least half of that story was believable. You never really know. Some of these broads are exhibitionists - and part of their kink is to make it seem like they aren't showing off intentionally.
That was just the side story that popped into my head.
So anyway, there was an overnight spy who used to show up and count the meds, check the logs, and rat on the staff if theh were sleeping or anything. She was a hideous monster. And she drove one of those mini cars that have a fin on the roof, and look like an orca got it's head cut off and was made into a vehicle.
She got ratted on herself for threatening someone. So they demoted her. Now mind you, I hated this bitches guts. She tried to get me in trouble once for no reason, and before that we'd had an argument. So I'd had her number blocked.
When she got demoted, she got placed in my shift.
So long story short, I'd downloaded an amateur pr0n clip from some forum of some woman with a fat ass riding the hell out of somebody.
I never put an unlock code on my phone. So, I'm doing dishes, and I pull my phone out to check the time or something, and I see that I've started pocket dialing a text to her (she was the last person I'd gotten one from)... and somehow I'd hit to send attachments, and that clip was loaded and ready to send.
Now, I didn't hit send. But one wrong move while the phone had been in my pocket, and that shit would've happened. It would've been A WRAP! I would've been fired. Probably even sued. And by a bitch I couldn't stand enough to even answer when she said "Good morning Tuf_guy" let alone send pr0n to. I gaurantee there would've been no way out of that one.
Knowing her, she probably would've said I was watching porn around the kids and sexually harrassing her, and printing dickpics and taping them to the walls in the office (she was quite the liar).
Sometimes I shudder to think...
So long stories short. I never had to knock on wood. But I know some folks who have. Makes me wonder if I could.
Even if you did need to save a text, just screenshot that shit and get rid of the whole texting thread.
Maybe a man-to-man talk about married couples, and accidental texting may be necessary.
He might give you a pass. That or a month from now, you end up with your boss slobbing your knob while you record it for XVideos. If the lattwr happens, just promise you'll pause and say
"Now, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this predickament..."
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Is this Randy jerkoff video just him standing there and beating it?
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Not a text, but I once thought loudly on the phone with a client.
The lady was from Madagascar, and they have pretty long names there. She was calling to tell us to update the database and erase one of her names since she just got divorced and the name of the husband had to be taken off from now on (so it was 3 instead of 4 names, 3 of them very long and complicated for people not used to them).
I said loudly "oh, that's good news". I directly noticed I messed up badly and apologized saying that i meant the name getting shorter. She chuckled and took it well (i guess she knew people had problems with her name often)
The lady was from Madagascar, and they have pretty long names there. She was calling to tell us to update the database and erase one of her names since she just got divorced and the name of the husband had to be taken off from now on (so it was 3 instead of 4 names, 3 of them very long and complicated for people not used to them).
I said loudly "oh, that's good news". I directly noticed I messed up badly and apologized saying that i meant the name getting shorter. She chuckled and took it well (i guess she knew people had problems with her name often)
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Not a text but messenger at work on my pc.
Was in a convo about technical problems with a chick i used to work in the same office with.
We used to chat often and a lot of people at the office said she was always “flirting” with me, I used to just say no she from another country they are just friendlier and it’s not like that. (Poland)
And she’s HOT
Anyway she moves to another office a couple hundred miles away, we hadn’t spoken in some time (like 3-4 months) and she pops up on messenger , hey how are you doing etc etc with some small talk and then into her problem.
I’m doing about 5 things at once like usual but I get her what she needs.
As I’m thinking for her tech issues I’m typing shit in the messenger box and deleting them like “damn you're still hot “ etc etc
Anyway after I give her the advice to send to the field reps to fix the issues she goes back into general small talk.
I’ve got a meeting I need to run too and I politely tell her I e got to run, ttl etc.
Before I exit out the message box I type “by the way, when are we gonna fuck”
I didn’t delete it, but I didn’t hit send either, but I exit out the messenger
The next day I get a “so when are you gonna visit “the new office” (she typed the location in the convo)
I look back in conversation history and I guess when i exited out it sent it, because it was there in convo history!!
Anyway I played it cool and just said hopefully sometime soon, and she said good I miss talking to you, see you soon hopefully.
I changed roles and have no reason to visit that office now
So an accidentally sent message that was received well it seems, it’s in my convo history so I’m guessing she got it, especially with the “when are you coming here? Message”
Missed out on that one.
That was years ago, I’m retired now. No hopes of ever smashing that now , probubaly the best anyway though
Was in a convo about technical problems with a chick i used to work in the same office with.
We used to chat often and a lot of people at the office said she was always “flirting” with me, I used to just say no she from another country they are just friendlier and it’s not like that. (Poland)
And she’s HOT
Anyway she moves to another office a couple hundred miles away, we hadn’t spoken in some time (like 3-4 months) and she pops up on messenger , hey how are you doing etc etc with some small talk and then into her problem.
I’m doing about 5 things at once like usual but I get her what she needs.
As I’m thinking for her tech issues I’m typing shit in the messenger box and deleting them like “damn you're still hot “ etc etc
Anyway after I give her the advice to send to the field reps to fix the issues she goes back into general small talk.
I’ve got a meeting I need to run too and I politely tell her I e got to run, ttl etc.
Before I exit out the message box I type “by the way, when are we gonna fuck”
I didn’t delete it, but I didn’t hit send either, but I exit out the messenger
The next day I get a “so when are you gonna visit “the new office” (she typed the location in the convo)
I look back in conversation history and I guess when i exited out it sent it, because it was there in convo history!!
Anyway I played it cool and just said hopefully sometime soon, and she said good I miss talking to you, see you soon hopefully.
I changed roles and have no reason to visit that office now
So an accidentally sent message that was received well it seems, it’s in my convo history so I’m guessing she got it, especially with the “when are you coming here? Message”
Missed out on that one.
That was years ago, I’m retired now. No hopes of ever smashing that now , probubaly the best anyway though
