2017 PotWR Round 1: Registration/Campaign Announcements

[HomerThompson]

The candidates are on the first page tho, and he registered way before you.

I guess it wasn't very memorable then, now was it?

 

[HomerThompson]

I believe creating PotWR threads in the general WR forum, is a violation of campaign laws.

@luckyshot should be immediately disqualified.

Firm but fair.

 

[Rational Poster]

I guess it wasn't very memorable then, now was it?

I mean, I know I had the best speech you didn't have to say it.

 

[Jack V Savage]

I guess it wasn't very memorable then, now was it?

Oh, didn't realize you were running too.

 

[HomerThompson]

I mean, I know I had the best speech you didn't have to say it.

I mean, you know I didn't read it, right?

 

[HomerThompson]

Oh, didn't realize you were running too.

 

[Rational Poster]

I believe creating PotWR threads in the general WR forum, is a violation of campaign laws.

@luckyshot should be immediately disqualified.

Source?

 

[luckyshot]

The fact that you considered that can as a running mate should disqualify you immediately. Your type of reckless judgement isn't what the war room needs right now. We need someone willing to ask the tough questions, someone willing to drive shit posters off these boards, and someone who flings Ford dogs and insults just as fast as he flings wisdom.

HOMER THOMPSON

A MAN FOR THE PEOPLE

A LOT MORE OF THIS:

A LOT LESS OF THIS:



AND THIS:

Vote Thompson!

He was supposed to deliver me the Evangelical vote, face down, ass up. I feel so violated.

 

[Rational Poster]

The fact that you considered that can as a running mate should disqualify you immediately. Your type of reckless judgement isn't what the war room needs right now. We need someone willing to ask the tough questions, someone willing to drive shit posters off these boards, and someone who flings Ford dogs and insults just as fast as he flings wisdom.

HOMER THOMPSON

A MAN FOR THE PEOPLE

A LOT MORE OF THIS:

A LOT LESS OF THIS:



AND THIS:

Vote Thompson!

 

[Rational Poster]

He was supposed to deliver me the Evangelical vote, face down, ass up. I feel so violated.

He was the Evangelical vote idiot.

 

[Falsedawn]

I think this should be seen as a non-partisan position, though. But, yes, I'm a gettable vote for you, too. @Falsedawn, what would you do with the sticky thread?

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[Fawlty]

truly, El Dictador transcends authoritarianism. Like when somebody leaves an unflushed shit, and it's so amazing that you're not offended.

 

[HomerThompson]

truly, El Dictador transcends authoritarianism. Like when somebody leaves an unflushed shit, and it's so amazing that you're not offended.

 

[trolololol]

@Lead

I announce my candidancy for the President of the War Room.

After winning the 2017 OT N00b Off I'm looking to expand my fearsome e-resume. I will be running on a platform of gifs of hot chicks, big booty hoes, and making the War Room great again!

Sherdog's Worst Poster, War Room edition, will also be back, and bigger and better than the last time.

 

[PainIsLIfe]

@Lead

I announce my candidancy for the President of the War Room.

After winning the 2017 OT N00b Off I'm looking to expand my fearsome e-resume. I will be running on a platform of gifs of hot chicks, big booty hoes, and making the War Room great again!

Sherdog's Worst Poster, War Room edition, will also be back, and bigger and better than the last time.

Whoa - @luckyshot has already cornered the market on Make the WR Great Again.

 

[weed]

@Lead

I announce my candidancy for the President of the War Room.

After winning the 2017 OT N00b Off I'm looking to expand my fearsome e-resume. I will be running on a platform of gifs of hot chicks, big booty hoes, and making the War Room great again!

Sherdog's Worst Poster, War Room edition, will also be back, and bigger and better than the last time.

OH SHIT @Clippy


two of my online bros are about to rumble..

my heart can't take any more of this...

 

[PainIsLIfe]

@Lead register me to vote.

 

[luckyshot]

He was the Evangelical vote idiot.

Please direct any questions about my religious beiliefs to my new spiritual adviser @PainIsLIfe

 

[Dana_is_your_GOD]

@Lead

I want you to ban me, I'm sick of this stupid WR.

Sounds good. @Lead you heard him.

 

[Lord Commander Palis]

The fact that you considered that can as a running mate should disqualify you immediately. Your type of reckless judgement isn't what the war room needs right now. We need someone willing to ask the tough questions, someone willing to drive shit posters off these boards, and someone who flings Ford dogs and insults just as fast as he flings wisdom.

HOMER THOMPSON

A MAN FOR THE PEOPLE

A LOT MORE OF THIS:

A LOT LESS OF THIS:



AND THIS:

Vote Thompson!

Flings insults?



You fling shit you ape.



I think out of all the shit posting here you might be the worst. I mean, you ruined the hotdogs.gif...

Most of the shit posters here are salty blue haired democraps and you are in the lower tier of them.

I think you should go completely weirdo limpwrist and bring in @Ham Socks as your VP.

Man... just like in real life the left has the most shittiest of candidates to throw at us people... DISTURBING election LOOMS.

No, not really after the early part of the thread. I perused a bit. @Palis was shitting it up for too long, so I lost interest.

You comeback to this thread because of me. You can't keep my name out of your mouth just like your woman can't keep my meat out of hers.