2018 State of the Union pbp thread

[Fawlty]

Starts at 9pm EST.

My only regret is that I can't turn this into a drinking game.



Linkage:

Spoiler: C-SPAN

C-SPAN:

Spoiler: Fox

Fox:

Spoiler: CBS

CBS:

Spoiler: NYT

NYT:

Spoiler: WaPo

WaPo:

Spoiler: NBC

NBC:

Spoiler: ABC

ABC:

 

[Limbo Pete]

 

[Joe Wong]

So where is everyone watching tonight? I'll probably take a shit at some point tonight and refresh CNN.


I'm seriously hoping for a few denture gaffes.

 

[Rational Poster]

@Fawlty

It's spelled State of the Uniom.

Please correct your thread title.

You're welcome.

 

[floivanus]

OP should get dubs for misspelling Uniom


Should’ve been ‘clever’ and spelled it onion

 

[rokzilla]

I’m gonna need a name

 

[tehend]

I’m gonna need a name

Tits McGee

 

[Rational Poster]

It's a shame Charlie Rose jerked off in front of George Clooney's scraps or whatever.

 

[Cake4Breakfast]

booze isn't strong enough to let me sit through a Trump speech

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Over / under on:

"But Hillary"
Denture malfunction
Coke nose sniffing

 

[Joe Wong]

Over / under on:

"But Hillary"
Denture malfunction
Coke nose sniffing

Denture malfunction and naughty nostrils is a high probability. I'm like 98% positive he avoids mentioning Hillary

 

[HomerThompson]

booze isn't strong enough to let me sit through a Trump speech

That's my favorite one. So great.

 

[FacePunch]

Over / under on:

"But Hillary"
Denture malfunction
Coke nose sniffing

Trump doesn't do coke, he's on meth pills.

 

[Tekk]

Number of GOP standing ovations over under

 

[HomerThompson]

Number of GOP standing ovations over under

7. I say over.

 

[Tekk]

 

[The Diplomat]

booze isn't strong enough to let me sit through a Trump speech

Oh come on. I mean, I'll be drunk too, but you can't admit that you're super curious about how Trump's first SOTU will go? Will he actually be presidential, or will he treat it like a pro wrestling promo? This is history, motherfucker!

 

[Fawlty]

Way over. I would take the over on 9.5 and sleep like I didn't have my covfefe.

 

[Pupi]

I wonder how many times he's going to talk about how much he's improved the economy, how he won the war in Syria, and how he's a foreign policy genius because "Rocket Man" is scared of him.

 

[InternetHero]

Out!

Thank you to those of you patient enough to watch this theatrical farce.

I look forward to logging off Sherdog, reading a good book, and reading the cliff notes about what happened tomorrow.

The shorter the cliff notes the better.