News 47yrold man has been hospitalized after accidentally cutting his own testicles off while sleeping

[Vulcan]

 

[Pliny Pete]

Hes just living the dream

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

Lol my friend has night terrors and he tried to jump out his window one time

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

 

[Zer]

This has gotta be some form of mind control from an ex

 

[Strychnine]

Hes just living the dream

 

[7even]

This has gotta be some form of mind control from an ex

 

[IDGETKTFO]

Hes just living the dream

 

[Bunk Moreland]

This has gotta be some form of mind control from an ex

Then we gotta cut him some slack, right?

 

[San Marino]

Why was the man sleeping with a knife? I think cutting his penis off would have been easier.

 

[NoGoodNamesLeft]

wow thast nuts

 

[Osculater]

I hate when that happens

 

[Blandnuts]

If only it was something like giving himself head. Oh well, maybe next time.

 

[StonedLemur]

Then we gotta cut him some slack, right?

He cut his slack off actually lol.

 

[StonedLemur]

I hate when that happens

Happens to me at least 3 times a week...what a mess lol.

 

[Osculater]

Happens to me at least 3 times a week...what a mess lol.

 

[jeff corwin3000]

He really dropped the ball on that one.

 

[Five Fingered Fresh Fist]

 

[USA!USA!]

Bruh.. how to you clean cut off your balls while dreaming.. that is some Freddy Krueger shit!!

 

[terrapin]

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