Animal Crackers aren't really crackers

[Medulla Omoplata]

crack·er
ˈkrakər/
noun
noun: cracker; plural noun: crackers

1. 1.
   a thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory toppings.

Does that look like a thiny, crispy wafer to you?
That's a fat crumbly schmutz . No one is going to eat that with cheese
At best it's some kind of biscuit.

Plus what the fuck kind of animal is that. Four big tittyies hanging down, a foot growing out of it's belly and and a belly button on it's side. Yeah make sense.

I am not impressed

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

You have chubby little girl fingers

 

[TheTimeIsNotNow]

On topic though i agree they're biscuits

 

[JoeyJoeJoeJr]

I always considèred them cookies but whatever

 

[loyalyolayal]

This was a @Clippy thread.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

This was a @Clippy thread.

Really?

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

This was a @Clippy thread.

I'm not seeing it

 

[Arqueto]

Animal crackers, check
Pink PJ's, check
You binge watching Sex in the City?

 

[loyalyolayal]

I'm not seeing it

#metoo

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Animal crackers, check
Pink PJ's, check
You binge watching Sex in the City?

They're red. I asked my wife.

 

[Arqueto]

They're red. I asked my wife.

You got married between pics, good for you.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You got married between pics, good for you.

I've been working on this thread for a while

 

[SUSAN]

crack·er
ˈkrakər/
noun
noun: cracker; plural noun: crackers

1. 1.
   a thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory toppings.

Does that look like a thiny, crispy wafer to you?
That's a fat crumbly schmutz . No one is going to eat that with cheese
At best it's some kind of biscuit.

Plus what the fuck kind of animal is that. Four big tittyies hanging down, a foot growing out of it's belly and and a belly button on it's side. Yeah make sense.

I am not impressed

You have very small hands fella

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You have very small hands fella

Maybe the crackers are just big

 

[SUSAN]

Maybe the crackers are just big

Doubt they're that big

 

[Milgrim]

This was a @Clippy thread.

If this were a @Clippy thread there would be a greater sense of wonder tinged with a quiet, underlying anger.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

If this were a @Clippy thread there would be a greater sense of wonder tinged with a quiet, underlying anger.

He's like a puppy that someone hit one time.

 

[never enough]

Sooo. Animal crackers are neither crackers nor actual animals.
We've been lied to this whole time!!

 

[Stranger Come Knocking]

Your husband is a lucky man

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Your husband is a lucky man

I'm a man!