Best UFC quotes

[G0DSPEED]

What are some quotes that make you really love the sport.

I'll go first.


"You should have killed me when you had the chance. Now I back. Now I back to kill you and your bitch tits" - Dennis Siver.

 

[mayorcrazyeyes]

"Stitch Duran was never my friend"

 

[danny23]

 

[calisoul]

 

[gamb]

' I want to fuck Chuck ' !!

 

[Luger]

"Ronda Rousey is a 10"

Ease on the drugs, Rogan

 

[BigBoiJonny]

 

[GSPOAB]

"Youll get paid fookin nootin" - Dana White

 

[Sonny Qc]

Shamrock Special

The internet isn’t big enough to hold all of the dumb Shamrock quotes, but here’s a good start…

“I’m going to beat him into a living death.” – Ken Shamrock

“He is gonna find out who Ken Shamrock is, was, and is now!” – Ken Shamrock

“You got kicked. By a kick.” – Ken Shamrock

“I am very confident this fight can go either way.” – Ken Shamrock

 

[Stavon]

greg Jackson " idc throw your groin at him" gsp vs alves

 

[ZuffaExecutive]

 

[melvinj0]

"I want to fuck Chuck" - Wanderlai Silva

“I don’t know what kind of technique was used there, but there was a lot of kicking and punching.” - Jim brown

“Half of this game is 90% mental.” - Tim Sylvia

“Looks like Tito is taking a book out of Chuck’s chapter.” - Mike Goldberg

"Women will never fight in the UFC." - Dana White

"He tried to kiss me on the lips like a homosexual, I'm not gay...... I'm not gay." - Heath Herring (this one isn't dumb, it's just awesome)

 

[Stoupe]

"Don't fear me..." - Paul Buentello.

 

[chitoortiz]

Bjorn's a dick rider.

 

[Erick Silva]

"He was playing touchbutt with that dork on the park" Nate Diaz...

 

[BEAST]

 

[Estrogenblocker1078]

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."
-Colonel Sanders

 

[AndrewSUFC]

"Little Eagle soars again"

 

[Bokelj]

"You'll do fookin nuttin"

- Kenny Florian

 

[gamb]

"His precision is er.. Really precise" ..- Mike Goldberg