Can UFC cut Elias Theodorou already?

[Antix]

Singlehandedly tops the list of most boring and uninteresting fighters in history.

Apart from the 3x he managed this year he rarely ever fights (1x in 2016, 2x in 2015) when he does it's usually someone old and slow, even then he rarely ever gets a finish or even that close.

His last 5 fights have all gone to decisions - 2 of these losses to the only decent guys he's fought Brad Tavares and Thiago Santos.

A decision over Sam Alvey which was the worst fight I've ever seen professionally. And went to a decision against a 40 year old Dan Kelly who literally has the nickname "Dad bod"

 

[Kvolcom]

sure, cut him, this isn't a sport

Just sign Krazy Horse instead. All his fights will be exciting...

 

[Wizzlebiz]

Theoboreo?

Yes please

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Theo-Snore-You to sleep.

One of the worst fighters in MMA.

Looks like he is striking under water.

 

[irish_thug]

Yeah. But his hair is top quality.

 

[jeskola]

Bring back Fitch to fight him for a "loser leaves the sport" match.

 

[Fatback96]

Well the whole appeal behind MMA is that you can win any way you want.
Sometimes those ways just happen to be boring.

 

[gotBooched]

TS has something personal against ET. I can feel it. No one gives a fuck about that guy except TS

 

[davidlemonparty]

went to a decision against a 40 year old Dan Kelly who literally has the nickname "Dad bod"

agree with your thread TS. Except Dan Kelly is a hard cunt so using that as a negative isn't reasonable.

 

[TheGrouch]

Just put on a Seinfeld episode during his fights.

 

[Irishwhiskey119]

Winning > Boring

Forever and always.

 

[NotoriousMillions]

TS has something personal against ET. I can feel it. No one gives a fuck about that guy except TS

Clearly fucked his girl and made him watch.

 

[Hulkster79]

 

[flyingscissorsheelhook]

Just consider his fights time to take a dump, grab another beer, whatever.

 

[Arne Rud]

Why? Hes a ok fighter

 

[Antix]

Clearly fucked his girl and made him watch.

How dare you.

I find it more enjoyable when I pay for it.

 

[120wrestling]

Elias is very important to MMA. With boring fighters like him, it makes us appreciate the Justin Gaethje's, Diego Sanchez's, Robbie Lawlers, etc...

 

[Antix]

Elias is very important to MMA. With boring fighters like him, it makes us appreciate the Justin Gaethje's, Diego Sanchez's, Robbie Lawlers, etc...

This is a good point. We need the people who put us to sleep with their fight styles to help the others look even better.

 

[bubbleboyjones]

clumseygenius

Can't cut him. Elias is working on a new show....

 

[McGeezle]

Elias is very important to MMA. With boring fighters like him, it makes us appreciate the Justin Gaethje's, Diego Sanchez's, Robbie Lawlers, etc...

Diego Sanchez never gets finishes though