Cheapest Way to Get a divorce in Texas?

[Overtures]

About a year and three months ago, I posted that my wife left me. Boy was that a shit night. Well, since then, things were all kinds of fucked and boring, but it's time to move on.

No kids. We both want to keep our debt separate. Easy as pie.

How do I do this for like five dollars and a Playboy?

 

[heavyarms21]

Off her and Hide the Body






You're Welcome

 

[mb23100]

Lots of empty desert in Texas......

 

[JSN]

yell "comin' right for us!" and shoot her

 

[SSgt Dickweed]

PM me her newds and I'll refer you to a cheap divorce lawyer.

 

[HARRISON_3]

You know the drill, homie.

Pics of soon-to-be ex-wife.

 

[breadfighter]

Gonna need pics to further assess your legal situation.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Have you seen The Fugitive?

 

[loyalyolayal]

Cross the border.

 

[neverwas]

how much is a .44?

 

[RawHawg]

Marry a cow and then eat it

 

[cmw43]

Legal zoom.com? Pretty sure Rogan used to advertise it for cheap legal stuff, never looked into it myself.

State courts charge a filing fee for a divorce petition, usually in the neighborhood of $200. If you use a sheriff or private process server to deliver your petition to your spouse, this will cost an additional $35 to $100. In most states, you can bypass this expense if you're on amicable terms with your spouse.

 

[Phr3121]

About a year and three months ago, I posted that my wife left me.

Sorry to hear that. Probably for the better. I left my wife, but we are still good friends. Did you sign a prenuptial agreement? Equal split or each keep what they had before the marriage? Yeah, marriage does not work for everyone. Good luck...

 

[Milgrim]

 

[Chesten_Hesten]

And if legal zoom seems too expensive, there's help for that too:

 

[Organic Damage]

If you can get a shotgun wedding, you can sure as hell get a shotgun divorce.

 

[jefferz]

1. kill her
2. build a rocket
3. put ex wife in rocket
4. launch rocket into space

 

[Just Creed]

Car
Shovel
Desert

 

[Scerpi]

About a year and three months ago, I posted that my wife left me. Boy was that a shit night. Well, since then, things were all kinds of fucked and boring, but it's time to move on.

No kids. We both want to keep our debt separate. Easy as pie.

How do I do this for like five dollars and a Playboy?

Lol... nothing about splitting assets, just the debt.

If you both are in agreement it’ll be easy.