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You wake up to find yourself stranded on a large deserted island. In front of you is a wizard. He quickly reaches into his pocket, grabs his Samsung Galaxy S5, turns away from you to enter his passcode, turns around back to you and shows you images of the items below. You may choose one option. He tells you that you are stranded on this deserted TROPICAL island.. which may or may not have dangerous animals lurking about, but he tells you that there probably aren't. He also tells you that there's a good chance you will be rescued within the next 20 years. But probably not after a good decade of being on the island.

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5crew said:
I'm team Tent as well. Food can be caught/picked especially in a tropical island. However hard/little it is, you likely can survive.

People choosing Fridge will die of sunburn after 1 week unless you can find a cave for sheltering yourself from the elements of sun and rain.
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Just use the fridge for shelter.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
Shoulda thought this over some more. Fridge is overpowered.
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I don't think so.

We don't *for sure* know there's no wild animals on the island which could be a threat. Taking the fridge is a real gamble.

When I think on it, the girl is OP. She's indestructible, so you can eat parts of her and she'll keep respawning, making her an endless source of food. Plus, ya know....vagina.
 
The girl is not indestructible. She just comes with a shitload of razors and other hygiene stuff
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
You wake up to find yourself stranded on a large deserted island. In front of you is a wizard. He quickly reaches into his pocket, grabs his Samsung Galaxy S5, turns away from you to enter his passcode, turns around back to you and shows you images of the items below. You may choose one option. He tells you that you are stranded on this deserted TROPICAL island.. which may or may not have dangerous animals lurking about, but he tells you that there probably aren't. He also tells you that there's a good chance you will be rescued within the next 20 years. But probably not after a good decade of being on the island.

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Fridge, but the phone is tempting.
 
I'd take the tools / weapons. Even if the fridge is powered, food only lasts so long. With the tools and weapons, I have means to build shelter and kill my food.
 
Rev said:
I'd take the tools / weapons. Even if the fridge is powered, food only lasts so long. With the tools and weapons, I have means to build shelter and kill my food.
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The fridge is always stocked...meaning you won't have to catch your food.
 
phone!

Fuck this island shithole, I would google how to read stars and find out exactly where I am, then i would google the phone number of the nearest country coast guard and skype call them to come pick me up. I'd be off the island and back home within 2 days, where I can enjoy average girls, tents, fridges and power tools as much as I want.

I could use the phone to watch porn while I wait.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
The girl is not indestructible. She just comes with a shitload of razors and other hygiene stuff
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Hmmm, I made a mistake then. Personally I still choose tools/weapons.

But I mean...the girl can get pregnant and we can eat the offspring, right?
 
5crew said:
How?

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Exactly. And it protects you from nuclear blasts. Also, they never said which type of fridge. You could get the biggest damn fridge out there.
 
Fridge obviously. Everything else can be fabricated.

Except the girl, but who cares... I'd rather jerk off every day than get some bitch I'd get tired of listening to, preggo while stranded on an island.
 
TeTe said:
Fridge obviously. Everything else can be fabricated.

Except the girl, but who cares... I'd rather jerk off every day than get some bitch I'd get tired of listening to, preggo while stranded on an island.
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No shit. The girl would be last pick for sure.
 
The girl. Fuck her then eat her.
use bones for weapons and her skin as a cloak for warmth.

Boom... ima survivalist
 
food and shelter are the obvious choices.
 
Man the fridge is pretty beast. However the tools and weapons sounds very tempting. You could build a ton of shit and keep yourself very occupied. Build stuff for fishing, a boat, traps, all kinds of shit.

If there are animals the AR would be easy hunting. Also having a firearm and ammo would insure a very easy fire.

Idk the fridge basically insures survival as long as you can make or find adequate shelter. The weapons and tools would occupy your time and allow you to build a lot of stuff.

The uber tent doesn't really interest me. The girl would allow human contact and the sects.

Internet would be good for killing time. Movies, games, etc.
 
The phone is near useless if it can't get you rescued. I guess its useful for knowledge and entertainment but on an island I think the basics are more important.

I'm shit with tools though so even though on paper I feel like the weapons and tools are the best since they can be used to acquire the basics(food and shelter) I'm not sure I'd be able to.

Girl is the worst option, especially since she's average. Even if she was some perfect goddess that's still just another mouth to feed and a possible source of friction, not the best to have in a life or death scenario.

Therefore I'm inclined towards the fridge or the tent. If the island has enough readily harvested food like coconuts or fruits and berries I can be certain won't kill me I might lean towards the tent, otherwise the fridge might be the best option.
 
I'll take Kate Upton.
 
WorldofWarcraft said:
You wake up to find yourself stranded on a large deserted island. In front of you is a wizard. He quickly reaches into his pocket, grabs his Samsung Galaxy S5, turns away from you to enter his passcode, turns around back to you and shows you images of the items below. You may choose one option. He tells you that you are stranded on this deserted TROPICAL island.. which may or may not have dangerous animals lurking about, but he tells you that there probably aren't. He also tells you that there's a good chance you will be rescued within the next 20 years. But probably not after a good decade of being on the island.
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So you work for Samsung ? With your wizard phones and magical fridges of holding!!
 
why dont i just tell him to fuck off n quit playin games
 
fridge would be the best way to ensure survival, so that's my choice.

Girl would be the second choice, but why bother. If we don't like each other then im just stuck with a random in a shitty situation.
 
Why is the AR supressed? Can we remove the sound deadening to make it loud which can be used to signal boats?


Ahhh, screw it. I'd still take the weapons and tools. Safety/food source/security/habitat and entertainment right there, gentlemen.
 
The fridge jumps out, but really the smartphone is the most valuable. Having the Internet/endless information on how to craft tools, plant seeds, grow vegetables, mining, metallurgy, how to build a blast furnace, how to construct cabins, etc.

Some of this can be figured out on one's own, but having an immediate information source would expedite the process exponentially, and would make it quicker to fulfill basic needs. Not to mention medicine and injuries (IE: what to do when you cut an artery vs. cutting a vein, how to stop bleeding, how to stop infection, uses of eucalyptus, basic chemistry to make medicine, etc).
 
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