Media Chris weidman wants Trilogy with Anderson silva!!

[tasticles]

Isn't Anderson close to 50?

Weidman is a few cans short of a 6 pack.

Stop dude.

not to mention he's obese now enjoying retirement looking like a black steven seagull. This is just getting sad.

 

[Reb]

He has the fight scheduled but he doesn't know which day.

 

[mkt]

Jake Paul has probably announced he wants the winner...after he fights Holyfied and George Foreman.

 

[mkt]

not to mention he's obese now enjoying retirement looking like a black steven seagull. This is just getting sad.

Maybe the skinny new vegan Overeem can make MW now and fight Weidman. They both need the extra CTE so much...

 

[mkt]

He has the fight scheduled but he doesn't know which day.

Monday - Frank Shamrock
Tuesday - Royce Gracie
Wednesday - Rich Franklin
Thursday - Pat Militech
Friday - Matt Hughes
Saturday (actual UFC) - Anderson

 

[jeff7b9]

What the what now?

Haha...

Buckle up.

First date. Chris Weidman goes over to a girl's house. Has to for some reason shit immediately and the house has one bathroom which is occupied.

So what is the play there?

A) Hey, I think I left the stove on, let's reschedule.

B) ill just shit in the garbage can in the office downstairs. That will be fine.


That girl = Chris Weidman's wife and mother of his children.

 

[Skarsgard]

Haha...

Buckle up.

First date. Chris Weidman goes over to a girl's house. Has to for some reason shit immediately and the house has one bathroom which is occupied.

So what is the play there?

A) Hey, I think I left the stove on, let's reschedule.

B) ill just shit in the garbage can in the office downstairs. That will be fine.


That girl = Chris Weidman's wife and mother of his children.

I think I'd shit in the sink and dumb bleach down after before the trash can.

 

[jitzmonkey]

That gives off late stage Diego Sanchez vibes (minus the weird parasitic relationship.)

Seems like he wants to play Chuck to Anderson's Tito.

 

[jeff7b9]

I think I'd shit in the sink and dumb bleach down after before the trash can.

The KITCHEN sink?


Jesus Christ, thats pretty savage sir.

Is that some sort of alpha move or something?
It's pretty aggressive.

Would you stare down the father afterwards and perhaps tell him something along the lines of this?;




What if the sink has dishes in it??
You think that gets you a second date?



(1 bath house, bathroom occupied)

 

[ricains_cretins]

The battle of Titanium Tibias.

 

[RoñaCastroJr]

Go home teh Chris, you're drunk

 

[Skarsgard]

The KITCHEN sink?


Jesus Christ, thats pretty savage sir.

You think that gets you a second date?
Is that some sort of alpha move or something?
It's pretty aggressive.
What if the sink has dishes in it??

(1 bath house, bathroom occupied)

Running water for clean up and to wash it down? I'll move the dishes. Also, chances are it's in close proximity to the cleaning supplies.

 

[jeff7b9]

Running water for clean up and to wash it down? I'll move the dishes. Also, chances are it's in close proximity to the cleaning supplies.

You are a gentleman.

Mighty considerate of you to move the dishes.

 

[spamking]

Too bad nobody else wants to see that trilogy…

 

[Ronin13]

They both kick legs at the same time and break both. End of story and career

 

[GoWokeGoBroke]

As a fellow long islander, Chris, this ain’t it man. Look we all hate getting older and reminiscing about what we once were in our primes so i get it. His mind his 25 while his body 105. Damn Shame. Why can’t we stay in our primes forever ?

 

[GrantB13]

I think Silva could win if he takes it seriously. But this fight doesn't need to happen.

 

[HHJ]

As a fellow long islander, Chris, this ain’t it man. Look we all hate getting older and reminiscing about what we once were in our primes so i get it. His mind his 25 while his body 105. Damn Shame. Why can’t we stay in our primes forever ?

Fedor would still be #1.

Damn shame this ain't the case.

 

[Uber_Noober]

Ok, that’s it. He’s officially no longer “My Boy”.

 

[blewgums]

Power slap that ass! Starring Jenna Jameson.

We’d all watch that.