Climate change is making sharks 'right-handed'

[abiG]

It's true... it's true...

OK, for those easily offended by retarded shit, this thread will likely trigger you. For those who want a good chuckle:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...limate-change-making-sharks-right-handed.html

Btw, the NSIDC just reported:
The Arctic freeze-up season is well underway, with ice extent increasing faster than average for most regions in November. Exceptions were in the Chukchi and Barents Seas, where the ice has been slow to form. November snow cover over North America was the most extensive since 1966....
http://nsidc.org/arcticseaicenews/2018/12/autumn-freeze-up-amps-up/

 

[Scheme]

This is the final straw, climate change has to be stopped

 

[jk7707]

It's a catchy headline that sounds silly. Did you actually read the article? It's about how a higher ocean temperatures have a detrimental effect on the development of shark species. Nothing retarded whatsoever.

 

[Fawlty]

Here is what scientists are concerned about:

'Since laterality is an expression of brain functional asymmetries, changes in the strength and direction of lateralisation suggest that rapid climate warming might impact brain development and function.'

It's a real concern that is being communicated with a catchy title. The hope is that people will see something like that and stay in the article long enough to read the sentence I just quoted, rather than wallowing in a pile of their own shit, which the OP and probably most of the people who post itt will do.

 

[abiG]

It's a catchy headline that sounds silly. Did you actually read the article? It's about how a higher ocean temperatures have a detrimental effect on the development of shark species. Nothing retarded whatsoever.

 

[Madmick]

Here is what scientists are concerned about:

'Since laterality is an expression of brain functional asymmetries, changes in the strength and direction of lateralisation suggest that rapid climate warming might impact brain development and function.'

It's a real concern that is being communicated with a catchy title. The hope is that people will see something like that and stay in the article long enough to read the sentence I just quoted, rather than wallowing in a pile of their own shit, which the OP and probably most of the people who post itt will do.

TS can barely read. Don't expect him to accurately represent the contents of an article.

 

[abiG]

TS can barely read. Don't expect him to accurately represent the contents of an article.

Good one Micky, and don't forget white supremacist.

 

[Don Quixote]

This is the final straw, climate change has to be stopped

Agreed, can’t have prejudice between right and left handed shark’s in the shark community.

 

[Fronk]

That's stupid, sharks don't even have hands.

 

[abiG]

China is also experiencing the coldest day record during December 6 below zero C. Snow is falling in Beijing to Shanghai. It has been in the 70s in Abu Dhabi and in Tampa Florida, so the cold is dipping lower and lower across the planet. Temperatures in China have been held under 4 below zero C on only seven December days since 2000. This is the coldest on record so far. The real question becomes when will people start noticing that the summers are dry and short with the winters getting colder?
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/coldest-december-on-record-in-china/

 

[jefferz]

Kangaroo's are left handed. What kind of madness is going on Down Under?

 

[Ripskater]

Some sharks might become amphibious and be able to swim both directions.

 

[Billy no mates]

As long as it doesn't turn them gay then I don't see the problem .

 

[Fanu]

China is also experiencing the coldest day record during December 6 below zero C. Snow is falling in Beijing to Shanghai. It has been in the 70s in Abu Dhabi and in Tampa Florida, so the cold is dipping lower and lower across the planet. Temperatures in China have been held under 4 below zero C on only seven December days since 2000. This is the coldest on record so far. The real question becomes when will people start noticing that the summers are dry and short with the winters getting colder?
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/coldest-december-on-record-in-china/

explain this

https://www.climate.gov/news-features/understanding-climate/climate-change-global-sea-level

 

[Fatality]

Here is what scientists are concerned about:

'Since laterality is an expression of brain functional asymmetries, changes in the strength and direction of lateralisation suggest that rapid climate warming might impact brain development and function.'

It's a real concern that is being communicated with a catchy title. The hope is that people will see something like that and stay in the article long enough to read the sentence I just quoted, rather than wallowing in a pile of their own shit, which the OP and probably most of the people who post itt will do.

The problem is many people will see the absurd title and dismiss it as nonsense too. Clickbait titles can have the opposite of the intended effect as well.

 

[no fat chicks]

are climate deniers doing this as their version of 'checkmate atheists'.

China is also experiencing the coldest day record during December 6 below zero C. Snow is falling in Beijing to Shanghai. It has been in the 70s in Abu Dhabi and in Tampa Florida, so the cold is dipping lower and lower across the planet. Temperatures in China have been held under 4 below zero C on only seven December days since 2000. This is the coldest on record so far. The real question becomes when will people start noticing that the summers are dry and short with the winters getting colder?
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/coldest-december-on-record-in-china/

 

[ocean size]

China is also experiencing the coldest day record during December 6 below zero C. Snow is falling in Beijing to Shanghai. It has been in the 70s in Abu Dhabi and in Tampa Florida, so the cold is dipping lower and lower across the planet. Temperatures in China have been held under 4 below zero C on only seven December days since 2000. This is the coldest on record so far. The real question becomes when will people start noticing that the summers are dry and short with the winters getting colder?
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/coldest-december-on-record-in-china/

congrats on engaging in this level of dumbfuckery

 

[ocean size]

The problem is many people will see the absurd title and dismiss it as nonsense too. Clickbait titles can have the opposite of the intended effect as well.

Don't blame the scientists though, the media writes the headline and they want the 'click' they don't care so much about accurately and effectively disseminating science. It isn't wrong though, it just sounds silly.

Some might become amphibious

....that would be evolution, and that is blasphemy.

 

[Jballer]

As long as it doesn't turn them gay then I don't see the problem .

The right fin is the gay fin.

 

[D 1 Wrestler]

China is also experiencing the coldest day record during December 6 below zero C. Snow is falling in Beijing to Shanghai. It has been in the 70s in Abu Dhabi and in Tampa Florida, so the cold is dipping lower and lower across the planet. Temperatures in China have been held under 4 below zero C on only seven December days since 2000. This is the coldest on record so far. The real question becomes when will people start noticing that the summers are dry and short with the winters getting colder?
https://www.armstrongeconomics.com/world-news/climate/coldest-december-on-record-in-china/

One cold month? Climate change is definitely fake, thanks for this information! I will now ignore the fact that China's surface temp has risen by 0.24 degrees Celcius every 10 years since 1951 because December is cold
http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2018-04/04/c_137088343.htm