Media Costa claiming that he was injured before UFC 253 and "other bad things" happened to him (new video)

[Phisher]

It's been a while since we've been treated to a full onslaught Brazilian excuse making.

Looking forward to laughing at Costa while he tries to process his emasculation.


We're going to need to revive the "big book of excuses" meme.

 

[ShreddinMMA]

This is excessive for anyone's standard.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Can't quite recall it but there's got to be a carrot joke somewhere.

 

[No Skill Gap]

What other bad things?

Izzy grew a tit, couldn't have been that bad.

 

[Fugitive Pete]

Showing signs of PTSD. Anger, denial, emotional instability, etc. Not uncommon in people who have been violated.

 

[Prelimtapper]

Costa is a true beta...and so is his fans

 

[90 50]

Did he say opposite sex training??

 

[TRUS8888]

Remember the 5 stages of grief people..

• denial.
• anger.
• bargaining.
• depression.
• acceptance

Costa is between denial (saying the result doesn't really count due to reasons) and anger (i want to KILL you).
Next he will be bargaining with the UFC to get another title shot then he will disappear from social media for a while then reemerge and be at peace.

 

[USA!USA!]

If it was like a lucky shot or something I might see how next time would be different.. not when you get systematically picked apart though.

 

[Ares Black]

You think he's mad now? Wait til he finds out that he's pregnant.

 

[Ares Black]

Remember the 5 stages of grief people..

• denial.
• anger.
• bargaining.
• depression.
• acceptance

Costa is between denial (saying the result doesn't really count due to reasons) and anger (i want to KILL you).
Next he will be bargaining with the UFC to get another title shot then he will disappear from social media for a while then reemerge and be at peace.

This is actually probably very accurate.

 

[Warehouse]

It's his first pro loss, so it's not unexpected that he isn't handling it well. I can't wait for the litany of excuses.

 

[Utahraptor Ostrommaysi]

Paulo "my foot was a balloon" Costa.

 

[latoya johnson]

It's been a while since we've been treated to a full onslaught Brazilian excuse making.

Looking forward to laughing at Costa while he tries to process his emasculation.


We're going to need to revive the "big book of excuses" meme.



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I can't tell if he's acting to promote the hematch or pissed off.

I think he's pissed off fr.

 

[RealVision116]

Not saying he is telling the truth but hurting yourself while training for a fight can actually happen and isn't super far fetched lol. Even though I want to immediately think he's lying we honestly have no idea if something happened or it didn't

 

[Phisher]

Paulo "my foot was a balloon" Costa.

That reminds me. I forgot the McGregor excuse meme.

 

[Alphafail]

Oh fuck off, Costa. Typical Bolsonaro supporter.

 

[Ares Black]

I can't tell if he's acting to promote the hematch or pissed off.

I think he's pissed off fr.

He's embarrassed and emasculated. I'm sure he's furious.

Hopefully he learns to laugh about it.

 

[The Chosen]

Costa is a true beta...and so is his fans

Still Chad, go jerk off to Adesanya

 

[Steroids**]

He'll need to show impressive performances in at least 2 fights before he gets a rematch. Maybe this time he wont follow the chill out for the first two rounds while Beast izzy starts off right away.