Craziest person you ever dated/banged

[Fedorgasm]

Lol, was that the only reason?

Also, are you the guy who sent me pics of GF a few years ago? GF had big titties, and you're a photographer or something like that? Am I confusing you with another poster?

Wasn't me. I'm not a photographer and though I've dated big tittied women, I sadly never took photos of said titties.

 

[Cielo_]

I dated a chick that was a sex addict. I never locked the door to my house and she would randomly show up at like 2am after work and basically rape me.

I’m not kidding when I say that either, I would just want to sleep or she was on her period but she would force it to happen.

The type of chick to try to stop you from pulling out when your about to bust.

I would have married her but she was super annoying.

 

[Contempt]

I wouldn't kick Britney Spears out of bed

She seems nice... well adjusted.

 

[TCE]

I went out with a girl I knew for a while from college. She was actually an amazing person. The first few dates we went on, she told me about how she wants me to meet her grandma and how her grandma pretty much raised her. It was a very touching story. She went on to tell me how she won't date me if her grandma doesn't like me, of course she was joking, but she said how much her grandma's opinion means to her. Well, one day she picked me up to finally meet her "grandma". She had a basket lunch and a cooler with drinks in it, so I figured we were going on a picnic. Nope, we went to the cemetery! Her grandma had been dead for four YEARS! It was really hard for me to kind of blow her off after that, because I felt like a horrible person. I didn't end it solely because of the grandma situation but it was clear she had issues with losing someone that she deeply loved Wand obviously meant the world to her. At that time of in my life, I just didn't wanna deal with it.

Damn, that's tragic. I feel really bad for her because as you said, she clearly has some underlying issues there.

Did you ever stay friends, if so, do you know how she's holding up now?

 

[My name is]

I wouldn't kick Britney Spears out of bed

Unless she's better on the floor

 

[SpicyJoe]

All of them.

 

[TCE]

Latina chicks are batshit crazy. And yet I keep making the same mistake.

1) Got kidnapped by a chick in Brazil. Had to walk 20ish km back to the gym where I've stayed.

2) Hooked up with a porn actress on tinder. Kept stalking me for 3 years or so.

3) I was kinda dating a milf (basically the same age as me) and one day she wants to confess me something. I had no idea what to expect but she said she wanted to kill random people. Got her to a shrink then a psych ward.

4) Hooked up with a chick that had secretly filmed me and put me on some tube sites. Friends found out and I was the laughing stock for a few days. The chick was hot though.

5) I had banged one of the hottest chicks I've ever met a few times. Then she told me she was married and her husband wanted to watch me bang her. I skipped. Until she got divorced then banged her again.

6) had one that put my finger againt the finger print scanner on the iphone when I was sleeping (we're talking 2017) and read all my messenger messages like 3 years back (we were only together for 4 or 5 months at the time) then asked me who this or who that was

Also a Turkish chick that though I was cheating and that stabbed me with a boxcutter

Theres a few more that are too fucked up to post.

I banged a hot Latina chick last year, she was born in Colombia but grew up in Panama. Fucking got done speeding driving to hers because I was so late meeting her. She was fucking brilliant in the sack, amazing sex but she was a little crazy.

She had to use Google translate to talk to me a lot. She told me she's married but only sees him like once or twice a year cos he's in the States. She has twins with him that were asleep in the next room when I got there. She told me she wanted a divorce. She would grab my phone and ask who these girls on my Facebook are lol. Never saw her again.

 

[DrederickH8m]

My GF used to ask me to leave my worn shirt at her house on the nights I didn't stay at her place so she could sleep with it and it would have my scent on it so she felt like I was there.

Then when I dumped her I took all my belongings home, including all my shirts. A few days later my car got broken into and the only thing that was stolen was my jacket. I had other things in there that a thief would've likely taken, but no, just the jacket. I confronted her about it and she denied doing it, but I know she did.

What kind of craziness have you experienced?

Let her have the jacket man. She misses you.
I wish I could find me some crazy chicks. I usually date sluts

 

[Gandulf]

I banged a hot Latino chick last year, she was born in Colombia but grew up in Panama. Fucking got done speeding driving to hers because I was so late meeting her. She was fucking brilliant in the sack, amazing sex but she was a little crazy.

She had to use Google translate to talk to me a lot. She told me she's married but only sees him like once or twice a year cos he's in the States. She has twins with him that were asleep in the next room when I got there. She told me she wanted a divorce. She would grab my phone and ask who these girls on my Facebook are lol. Never saw her again.

Just a heads up
latina = female
latino = male
even though this is teh sherdog and it's not gay if you're the one banging the tranny

Not surprised about her cheating or being batshit crazy. That's a latina for you.
I'm quite sure nowadays there are more women cheating than dudes.

When I was 16 or so and working in the toy store I had this young (early thirties) shorthaired blonde milf that came it every now and then. I finally got to hook up with her and I starting smeshing her she's like, ssstttt be quiet, my ex husband sleeps in the room next door... I bounced, didn't want to get shot or stabbed while fucking... during a bachelorette party of one of her friends I finally got to smesh her properly, gave her the worst 3 minutes of her life

 

[Osculater]

I dated a chick that was a sex addict. I never locked the door to my house and she would randomly show up at like 2am after work and basically rape me.

I’m not kidding when I say that either, I would just want to sleep or she was on her period but she would force it to happen.

The type of chick to try to stop you from pulling out when your about to bust.

I would have married her but she was super annoying.

You can't rape the willing

 

[TCE]

Just a heads up
latina = female
latino = male
even though this is teh sherdog and it's not gay if you're the one banging the tranny

Not surprised about her cheating or being batshit crazy. That's a latina for you.
I'm quite sure nowadays there are more women cheating than dudes.

When I was 16 or so and working in the toy store I had this young (early thirties) shorthaired blonde milf that came it every now and then. I finally got to hook up with her and I starting smeshing her she's like, ssstttt be quiet, my ex husband sleeps in the room next door... I bounced, didn't want to get shot or stabbed while fucking... during a bachelorette party of one of her friends I finally got to smesh her properly, gave her the worst 3 minutes of her life

Haha I meant Latina, but my predicted changed it for some reason. Yeah man, I had a lucky bounce. She wanted to hook up again but I just blocked her, can't be fucked with that.

Haha sounds like you've had quite the times with mad Latin American chicks, Sherbro.

 

[west42]

Currently dating an asian chick who refused to meet my friends because she's not sure to want to be in a relationship,
the next day she asked me to come with her at her mom birthday party...

I have a dozen other exemple like that being hot/cold on a daily basis....
been 3 weeks now, already just have a shrug attitude.

Basically put her in the fuckfriend category.
Pretty sure she will became the stalker type when I start to fool around again....

Asians are psycho. My guess-she wanted a relationship w you, but turning you down then making her own move the next day was asserting dominance and control.

 

[cmw43]

A couple of years back my sister moved into a new apartment, I went over to visit and the girls across the hall are round.

One of them seems cute so I get her number and ask her out for a drink.

I meet her in the garden of a bar, and she's already sat at the table, excuses herself to go to the bathroom and tells me to keep an eye on her bag.

This is where it gets strange... I notice her bag is squeaking and moving...

I venture a peek inside and it's full of live rats! She returns from the bathroom and explains she takes her pet rats everywhere with her!

Then she realises one of them is missing, asks me to hold the bag while she runs around shouting "Loki! Loki where are you?!". I realise she's completely nuts and I'm also freaking out at having to hold this squirming bag which doesn't smell to fresh either and now we're getting weird looks.

Somehow she finds the missing rat and asks if I want to come back to hers but I make my excuses and leave.

 

[Gandulf]

Haha I meant Latina, but my predicted changed it for some reason. Yeah man, I had a lucky bounce. She wanted to hook up again but I just blocked her, can't be fucked with that.

Haha sounds like you've had quite the times with mad Latin American chicks, Sherbro.

Yeah they're so batshit crazy you have to block them after one or two encounters so they don't pull no weird shit. Like said, I had quite the time, but I have a few stories that would cool down most sherbros too, which I really can't post here.

 

[method115]

I dated a chick that was a sex addict. I never locked the door to my house and she would randomly show up at like 2am after work and basically rape me.

I’m not kidding when I say that either, I would just want to sleep or she was on her period but she would force it to happen.

The type of chick to try to stop you from pulling out when your about to bust.

I would have married her but she was super annoying.

I banged a chick like this once and yea she raped me also. I wanted to go and get high with my friends but she handcuffed me to the bed when I was texting them back and not paying attention. I was so pissed and telling her to stop but also hard as a rock. My only weapon was to not hold myself back at alol and bust in one minute. She was pissed and I got high with my friends.

 

[ThaiSexPills]

I was down bad years ago and hit up an onlyfans “model” I matched with on tinder with to bang.

Anyways, one thing led to another and I’m the anonymous penis in one of her videos. That was a long time ago but after i have no tattoos and my face isn’t in it so I’ll probably be fine. I’m not paying $20 to watch that shit.

That girl was batshit crazy and on multiple medications for bipolar, BPD and depression. I’m glad she let me use her body to masterbate with though and glad I’m not doing that shit anymore.

 

[Fedorgasm]

I banged a chick like this once and yea she raped me also. I wanted to go and get high with my friends but she handcuffed me to the bed when I was texting them back and not paying attention. I was so pissed and telling her to stop but also hard as a rock. My only weapon was to not hold myself back at alol and bust in one minute. She was pissed and I got high with my friends.

LOL premature ejaculation saves the day

 

[Berserker13]

A couple of years back my sister moved into a new apartment, I went over to visit and the girls across the hall are round.

One of them seems cute so I get her number and ask her out for a drink.

I meet her in the garden of a bar, and she's already sat at the table, excuses herself to go to the bathroom and tells me to keep an eye on her bag.

This is where it gets strange... I notice her bag is squeaking and moving...

I venture a peek inside and it's full of live rats! She returns from the bathroom and explains she takes her pet rats everywhere with her!

Then she realises one of them is missing, asks me to hold the bag while she runs around shouting "Loki! Loki where are you?!". I realise she's completely nuts and I'm also freaking out at having to hold this squirming bag which doesn't smell to fresh either and now we're getting weird looks.

Somehow she finds the missing rat and asks if I want to come back to hers but I make my exhausted and leave.

I think you win

 

[Streeter]

In college I dated a girl for a few weeks with a bunch of Tats , nose and eye brow ring. Dont know if she was really nuts or not but she felt she needed to play the part though.

 

[freakroor]

russian chick