Went to check a recipt on a guy pushing a cart with a high dollar home stereo system at the exit, and dude rams me with the shopping cart grabs the box and bolts out the door to his running vehicle with some chick driving: pink s10 pickup truck, no tailgate, a spoiler on the back and (as if it made a difference) no licence plate...speeds off
I walk back to my podium and dial the police, who's station is damn near next door to the store. Needless to say they find his totally non descript vehicle and grab him. Cop comes to the store to take my statement, check if I was hurt (was fine) and casually tells me dude was tweaking so bad they had to pepper spray him and take him down with multiple officers, then when he was getting booked after the OC wore off he tried to run out the police station...then he got tazed.
Glad I didn't try to fight back and risk injury for $7/hr, was more suprised than anything.
It was more fun messing with kids who I had no proof were stealing anything, but knew they had merch on them, so I'd set off the alarms as they got close, usually they panic and just give up the shit, no arrest or paperwork. Sometimes they'd play dumb and I'd tell them that they might have a tag on their shoes or jacket and helpfully ask if I could disable it with the sensor wand I carried.. they'd cheerfully consent but then when it beeped over their pockets, as I casually moved the wand there they knew what was up and gave up. Some kept their nerve and I couldn't do shit...I had to have everything on camera or be willing to testify I saw everything.
We didn't get bonuses for apprehensions, but we did if we were below our shrink budget, so my goal was keeping the merch in the store.