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Don Frye when he did a Shark Fights event
(Prangley Vs Jardine & Houston Vs Sokoudjou)
With Bas and Kruck
PURE COMEDY GOLD
To Kruck and Rutten : “Great to be here with you ladies.”
On his background as a wrestler: “Look at me: I’m a wrestler. My balls are so big, I wear the excess on my hat.”
On cauliflower ear: “This guy’s tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick.”
On the preliminary card fights: “That was like prison sex: hard, sweaty, violent and there was a lot of noise.”
When Kruck mistakenly called Frye “Bas”: “No, I’m Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair.”
On referee stepping in front of the camera angle: “Get Kerry’s *** out of the way and we can see the fight.”
On the difficulty of finding an MMA fight in France: “I didn’t know France was ever in a fight. … I heard Italy just declared war on Spain, and France surrendered.”
On Alexander after he survived a barrage from Sokoudjou in Round 1: “He’s still a little wobbly on his feet, ya know? Either that or he’s got good rhythm.”
On something I still trying to figure out: “Skin like a mule’s ass.”
During a discussion with Rutten over their records: “I started counting fights when I’d come home drunk and knock my old lady around,” to which Kruck, quickly covered for him by saying, “I bet she’s got a few wins over you, too.”
After the fights,: “That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now.”
#legend
(Prangley Vs Jardine & Houston Vs Sokoudjou)
With Bas and Kruck
PURE COMEDY GOLD
To Kruck and Rutten : “Great to be here with you ladies.”
On his background as a wrestler: “Look at me: I’m a wrestler. My balls are so big, I wear the excess on my hat.”
On cauliflower ear: “This guy’s tough. His ears are like potatoes. Looks like he got stuck in the birth canal, had to beat him out with a stick.”
On the preliminary card fights: “That was like prison sex: hard, sweaty, violent and there was a lot of noise.”
When Kruck mistakenly called Frye “Bas”: “No, I’m Don. Bas is the ugly guy with no hair.”
On referee stepping in front of the camera angle: “Get Kerry’s *** out of the way and we can see the fight.”
On the difficulty of finding an MMA fight in France: “I didn’t know France was ever in a fight. … I heard Italy just declared war on Spain, and France surrendered.”
On Alexander after he survived a barrage from Sokoudjou in Round 1: “He’s still a little wobbly on his feet, ya know? Either that or he’s got good rhythm.”
On something I still trying to figure out: “Skin like a mule’s ass.”
During a discussion with Rutten over their records: “I started counting fights when I’d come home drunk and knock my old lady around,” to which Kruck, quickly covered for him by saying, “I bet she’s got a few wins over you, too.”
After the fights,: “That was like two hours of rough, hard sex. I need a cigarette and a tequila now.”
#legend
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