Crime Donald Trump Hush Money Fraud Trial

[kflo]

when your star witness is known for calling people "von shitzinpants" on twitter, you know it's a totally serious trial and not the laughingstock of the world.

imagine getting worked up about mean tweets..............................derp!

 

[Joe]

they should just have someone forcing his eyes open

 

[rearnakedchoke]

They are leaving out the year long relationship with the Playboy Model because that will be a tough spin even for the hypocrite Evangelicals.
I bet Cpt. Shitpants, texted I love you to her. Its going to get messy trying to spin the Playboy Model affair. Like I said, it is easy to spin the 2 pump rendezvous, with the chick who gets paid to have sex, but it becomes a whole another ball game when you are texting sweet nothings to your year long side piece. It is the emotional investment getting out that Trump is scared of. You can explain off a 1 time tryst with a porn star as just sex.

Trump's poetry texts to the Playboy Model.
My Depends are Brown and Red
I am Fat and my feet are Blue
I love you.

There is a playboy model? Never heard of this. Or maybe just don’t remember the long list of ways trump is a shitty person.

 

[44nutman]

There is a playboy model? Never heard of this. Or maybe just don’t remember the long list of ways trump is a shitty person.

They had a long term affair while Melania was home taking care of their newborn, just like the Trump Bible says every man should do. Go forth and bang sloots.

She has receipts, and once Melania sees those texts she is renegotiating her marriage contract. She will probably get more money and at least 2 Eiffel Towers by Secret Service a week.

 

[jefferz]

when your star witness is known for calling people "von shitzinpants" on twitter, you know it's a totally serious trial and not the laughingstock of the world.

How’s that impeachment going?
Y’all found any more Chinese spies to use as a “witness”?

 

[HARRISON_3]

It's the Deep State's fault Donald Trump couldn't control his horny level.

 

[CatchnShoot]

If mental and moral failings are evident in both candidates, I defer to who I think did a better job as president, but everyone has their own way of prioritizing their voting criteria.

I think Trump is a bigger piece of crap than Biden but I think Biden is more mentally deficient than Trump.

Well, if you are an American, Biden has done a dramatically better job as president, so it SHOULD be a slam dunk.

 

[Siver!]

If mental and moral failings are evident in both candidates, I defer to who I think did a better job as president, but everyone has their own way of prioritizing their voting criteria.

I think Trump is a bigger piece of crap than Biden but I think Biden is more mentally deficient than Trump.

They're both mentally deficient, but Biden says to represent an administration, Trump less so.

Trump just changes the make up of the administration constantly so that he can make himself more money and run from the law.

 

[Joe]

They are not very good at getting their lies together

 

[shinkyoku]

There is a playboy model? Never heard of this. Or maybe just don’t remember the long list of ways trump is a shitty person.

Its been reported for about the same time as the Stormy thing. Karen McDougal has just not gone public as much with details (she certainly has not reported spanking Trumpy with a rolled up magazine, or describe his tiny D, as Stormy has done in interviews).
A part of why was the little issue of her story being bought by a tabloid magazine (owned by a friend of Trump), with an exclusive rights so that she could not go to any other, and then deliberately buried.

Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity

One woman’s account of clandestine meetings, financial transactions, and legal pacts designed to hide an extramarital affair.

www.newyorker.com

Karen McDougal: Who is the second woman in Trump case?

The former Playboy model is mentioned in support of the indictment against the former president.

www.bbc.com

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/22/politics/trump-affair-karen-mcdougal-cnntv/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/20/politics/karen-mcdougal-donald-trump/index.html

 

[idrankyourbeer]

Its been reported for about the same time as the Stormy thing. Karen McDougal has just not gone public as much with details (she certainly has not reported spanking Trumpy with a rolled up magazine, or describe his tiny D, as Stormy has done in interviews).
A part of why was the little issue of her story being bought by a tabloid magazine (owned by a friend of Trump), with an exclusive rights so that she could not go to any other, and then deliberately buried.

Donald Trump, a Playboy Model, and a System for Concealing Infidelity

One woman’s account of clandestine meetings, financial transactions, and legal pacts designed to hide an extramarital affair.

www.newyorker.com

Karen McDougal: Who is the second woman in Trump case?

The former Playboy model is mentioned in support of the indictment against the former president.

www.bbc.com

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/22/politics/trump-affair-karen-mcdougal-cnntv/index.html

https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/20/politics/karen-mcdougal-donald-trump/index.html

sleepy don must really like being confronted in court by a mexican named juan, a dude named pecker, and a woman named karen.

 

[idrankyourbeer]

not that i have anything against any mexicans named juan. i got a hombre from mexico named juan. hilarious guy. taught me enough vulgar sayings and phrases for me to get myself beheaded in mexico before i even get off the plane.

 

[Joe]

Trump is too old to sit in court

Lol

 

[K1levelgrappler]

lol

 

[pinger]

Do it

lol

 

[Helden]

trump is going to get elected regardless of these mockery inducing trials.

Don't OD on all that copium

 

[Fox by the Sea]

They had a long term affair while Melania was home taking care of their newborn, just like the Trump Bible says every man should do. Go forth and bang sloots.

She has receipts, and once Melania sees those texts she is renegotiating her marriage contract. She will probably get more money and at least 2 Eiffel Towers by Secret Service a week.

Damn, this one is pretty hot. Can you renegociate a marriage contract in America? You might be joking but I don't know the law over there.

 

[AWilder]

time stamped for releveant comments. Other countries are savagely mocking the USA over these trials.

Lmao

 

[44nutman]

Trump is too old to sit in court

Lol

The dude is getting like 4 nappies a day, ripping ass heaters on everyone and then on breaks rambling to the media. Captain Shitpants is not putting on a roof in the summer, give me a fucking break. I have never seen someone play the victim card more than a Trump supporter.
Life is so unfair for a dude that with inflation applied inherited damn near a billion dollars. GTFO out here with the whining.
Jessie Waters is only good at whining and abandoning his wife and kids for a
Piece of ass.

 

[toasty]

A game I like to sometimes play is compare the headlines. I go to CNN and Fox and look at what they cover and what they highlight. I highly suggest you try this yourselves.

Today for instance other than a stilted opinion piece in the 3r slot, you have to go 9 stories deep on Fox to get to the coverage of the trial. CNN of course leads off with it. Both have the columbia university protests high, Fox in the 1 hole CNN in the 2 slot. Then it gets wildly divergent.

Often when I do this, I feel like they are reporting about 2 entirely different countries if not planets.

Today should be the first really good bits in the trial drama. What will this old Pecker do?