Drunk hobo fights a tree

[TITS]

...and loses.

 

[ROKKO]

It's videos like this that make me wish I was drunk right now.

 

[ralphus1]

From the looks of the cars, that's an old vid. Although we might have had a Darwin Award contender if he fell in the street.

 

[Chris John]

Not fair, that was 2 on 1

 

[HaulParris]

One night / two tree tournament.

I gave him a 30-27 against the first tree - based on effective striking and aggression.

2nd fight is tricky - he does miss the first flying kick (and nearly lands in the street with the Soviet cars), but then lands a good number of kicks afterwards. The tree didn’t really do much, but since the guy blew out his knee/ankle on the last kick and couldn’t continue, it’s a TKO win for the tree.

 

[Damien Karras]

Tree should have hit drunkard with extra stump for bonus CTE

 

[Michaelangelo]

that tree checked those trunk kicks like a boss

 

[Chris John]

One night / two tree tournament.

I gave him a 30-27 against the first tree - based on effective striking and aggression.

2nd fight is tricky - he does miss the first flying kick (and nearly lands in the street with the Soviet cars), but then lands a good number of kicks afterwards. The tree didn’t really do much, but since the guy blew out his knee/ankle on the last kick and couldn’t continue, it’s a TKO win for the tree.

lol