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So I’m a bit drunk, and got unto IG to waste time and maybe see if any hot celebs posted pics I’d be interested in.
Then I see that my girl Lindsay went live recently, so I click on that. She’s actually pretty boring and mundane usually, outside of getting punched in the face by the mom of the kid that she tried to “save from child trafficking”
So her IG story was just her trying to talk with her Z-level celeb sister Aliana Lohan, because Aliana called her saying that she’s lost in a club. So I’m mindlessly watching these two, less than genius, girls talk about finding pr people and getting outside and I see a comment “damn girl, we can see her number!!”
So now I’m one of probably a hundred dozen lame internet neck beards blowing up Aliana’s phone, since her sister didn’t think things through.
And I feel lame doing it, and I don’t know what I’d even say if she picked up, but I’m bored and can’t help it.
Feel free to roast me, judge me, or ask me anything
Then I see that my girl Lindsay went live recently, so I click on that. She’s actually pretty boring and mundane usually, outside of getting punched in the face by the mom of the kid that she tried to “save from child trafficking”
So her IG story was just her trying to talk with her Z-level celeb sister Aliana Lohan, because Aliana called her saying that she’s lost in a club. So I’m mindlessly watching these two, less than genius, girls talk about finding pr people and getting outside and I see a comment “damn girl, we can see her number!!”
So now I’m one of probably a hundred dozen lame internet neck beards blowing up Aliana’s phone, since her sister didn’t think things through.
And I feel lame doing it, and I don’t know what I’d even say if she picked up, but I’m bored and can’t help it.
Feel free to roast me, judge me, or ask me anything