First date horror stories

[Halifax]

How about leaving skid marks in her toilet the next morning and wiping it with one of her socks that was lying on the bathroom floor. Then turning the sick inside out and burying it in her hamper?

Fucking rofl.

I've had shits so bad her dog started howling the night of, but I've never stooped to this.

 

[I Am Legion]

Fucking rofl.

I've had shits so bad her dog started howling the night of, but I've never stooped to this.

I was out day drinking at this famous outdoor bar. I meet this girl who brings me to another bar and buys me a bacon cheeseburger. It hits me hard and I need a toilet. This was a dive and there was a traffic cone stuck in the only toilet...I run to the parking lot. All I can say is when I waked back in she asked "Weren't you wearing socks?"

 

[CrimsomSky]

7 years later, thanks for the laugh.

Well written, even if fake.