Funny "tactical" stuff

[Combat Squirrel]

Here are a few particular tactical gems: (text not important, picture says all)

Tactical folding knife
Tactical kama
Tactical gladius

 

[seatea]

That knife is hilarious.

 

[Steve-French]

 

[Combat Squirrel]

Here are some more:

Tactical tomahawk
Tactical walking stick axe
Tactical folding knife 2
Tactical folding knife's fixed blade cousin

 

[ironwolf]

Tactical pens and combs are ridiculous too.

 

[j123]

Man everything's tactical these days, what's next? Tactical mouthguard? handwraps? condoms?

 

[Hankooks]

Those don't have shit on the tactical kilt.

 

[j123]

Those don't have shit on the tactical kilt.

lol, cargo kilt

 

[ironwolf]

I swear I saw a guy wearing that at the airport in Seoul a few weeks ago. I didn't think it was tactical, I just thought it was some weird Scottish guy who liked wearing a dress.


I'm like 90% sure that's the exact same kilt he was using.

 

[These Two Hands]

I kinda like that gladius, and the walking stick axe.

 

[Gregolian]

Tactical pens and combs are ridiculous too.

I have one of those pens in my truck simply for a window breaker in case of emergency.

 

[Combat Squirrel]

I have one of those pens in my truck simply for a window breaker in case of emergency.

Why not get a window breaker, which is about the same price range, specifically designed for this task and has a seatbelt cutter integrated?


Very interesting tactical axe
Very interesting tactical axe 2
Tactical axe with great handle design

 

[Gregolian]

Why not get a window breaker, which is about the same price range, specifically designed for this task and has a seatbelt cutter integrated?

I got it as a gift:redface:

The pen portion is actually really nice.

 

[D Train]

Who buys this stuff?

 

[j123]

Who buys this stuff?

Campers/End of the world survivalists?

 

[Combat Squirrel]

Campers/End of the world survivalists?

Seems to me specialized combat gear isn't the first choice for outdoor survival.


Funny tactical stuff:

Tactical "finger ring" knife

 

[Roaming East]

Who buys this stuff?

mall ninjas. The guys you see rolling around in 5.11 pants, carrying 3 pocket knives, a multi tool and a flashlight equipped german made handgun on a rigger belt while picking up milk at the local grocer. Often can be found wearing a khaki colored ball cap with a velcro american flag patch in the front and wearing wiley X's.

 

[Combat Squirrel]

The handgun magazine bayonet:

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[Tankeraye]

https://www.google.com/?gws_rd=ssl#q=mosin+nagant+modifications

http://www.blackhawk.com/

http://mylucidgear.com/index.php

That covers about 95% of the internet bolos out there.

 

[Combat Squirrel]

And here are a few highlights from the Cold Steel homepage:

Spoiler

Tactical dildo (aka "kubotan")

Tactical medieval buckler

Tactical native American club

Tactical boomerang

Tactical saber

Who the hell gets a gladius, saber, buckler, ... in mall ninja black, rather than something that looks historically accurate?