Relationship Girl is still my friend..in the friendzone. What now

[SamSchmidt]

Yep. I need to move out of it and into the fuckzone still. Dunno what to do at this point. Talking regularly. She ain't fucking another dude but I ain't getting none either.

I started going to church with her. Even with her kids there. She is a foul mouthed potty mouth as bad as I am. But still goes its weird. She is a right winger. So am I. We have the Same tastes.

I still want her. It's weird. Yes I can move on. I dont want to so fuck off with your douchebag "fuck other bitches " speeches bro. I know I can. I don't want to.

As a side note to atheists on this board. I went to Church with her. It was fun. They talked about happiness and avoiding depression and Jesus and stuff. Sang some songs.

Then I had a doughnut and left. It wasn't fucking brainwashing. They didnt tell me to go kill infidels. Then I left.

I had more brainwashing watching Full Metal Jacket in Bootcamp

 

[JabToucher]

What type of doughnut was it? Glazed?

 

[Midnighter]

OP is slowly getting brainwashed, he can't even sense it.

 

[SaiWa]

She's gonna take half without even having to marry your dumbass...

Somebody pass the popcorn...

 

[Curmudgeon]

Shes fucking someone else.

 

[weed]

 

[SamSchmidt]

What type of doughnut was it? Glazed?

Chocolate

 

[Noveltymortar]

Yep. I need to move out of it and into the fuckzone still. Dunno what to do at this point. Talking regularly. She ain't fucking another dude but I ain't getting none either.

I started going to church with her. Even with her kids there. She is a foul mouthed potty mouth as bad as I am. But still goes its weird. She is a right winger. So am I. We have the Same tastes.

I still want her. It's weird. Yes I can move on. I dont want to so fuck off with your douchebag "fuck other bitches " speeches bro. I know I can. I don't want to.

As a side note to atheists on this board. I went to Church with her. It was fun. They talked about happiness and avoiding depression and Jesus and stuff. Sang some songs.

Then I had a doughnut and left. It wasn't fucking brainwashing. They didnt tell me to go kill infidels. Then I left.

I had more brainwashing watching Full Metal Jacket in Bootcamp

How many kids? How do you know her stomach isn't stretch marked and wrecked?

 

[weed]

I started going to church with her. Even with her kids there.

 

[SamSchmidt]

There is a message from her right now on my text but I'm waiting in bated breath to see what you geniuses can come up with first before I answer

 

[SamSchmidt]

How many kids? How do you know her stomach isn't stretch marked and wrecked?

3 and its probably decimated so what. I dont fuck models I'm an average joe.

 

[tdluxon]

No better way than taking a chick to church with her kids to get her in the mood

 

[-Magua-]

Prolly likes u... Or did;
But doesn’t see u as long term material and something may have waned.
Or could be a test, but u need to clear that up with her by being very direct.
At this point anyway, u have nothing to lose it seems.

I'm pretty sure, She's not really clear with herself where she's going.
She's going by feel as well, but attraction is...moving to buddy maybe.
That said you are dick in glass case, to break out in case of emergency to her.
I’d walk homie.

Doesn’t sound like This is the movie in her head right now, yo.

You don't wanna end up babysitting for your gal pal while she goes out on dates.
Don't need the Iching to Predict doubling up on the bourbon and bar tab in the near future.

 

[Noveltymortar]

3 and its probably decimated so what. I dont fuck models I'm an average joe.

Fair enough and I'm not fucking models either, but I've had the experience of investing time in a good looking girl with 2 or more kids only to be bitterly disappointed when I saw their papier mache abdomen.

 

[LuchaBear]

You love her.

 

[chickenlip]

Get her a little drunk, not too drunk and Pop some viagra. Make sure you’re wearing gray sweatpants. Women can’t resist them for some reason and they get horny when they’re drunk. Thank me later

 

[SamSchmidt]

Fair enough and I'm not fucking models either, but I've had the experience of investing time in a good looking girl with 2 or more kids only to be bitterly disappointed when I saw their papier mache abdomen.

There is some I seen that were hideous. I wont argue with you on that. Hers is fine though. I guarantee it like the men's warehouse

 

[El_Dyablo619]

What type of doughnut was it? Glazed?

Thats the closest he's getting to a glazed doughnut being this passive

 

[HARRISON_3]

Best advice I can give

 

[elreece]

Stopped reading at church

lol what a homo