Gun to your head and made to order at McDonalds (you're hungry) what do you choose?

[TeTe]

Bacon Ranch Salad, what I always get when I'm there

 

[Furious77]

If you kept your receipt from the morning coffee he'll leave you alone

I got the McDonald's app on my phone. Buy 5 coffee get 1 free. I'll show him that, then hit him on the head with a balled up sock and say "homie don't play dat".

 

[loisestrad]

Sausage McMuffin and a coke.

I've ordered that 50 times in the last year.

 

[Clippy]

Bacon Ranch Salad, what I always get when I'm there

ZOMG REMEMBER THE WENDYS RANCH TOOTH!?!?!?!

 

[ThinkGreen]

Double cheeseburger

 

[Aegon Spengler]

The chicken

 

[clutchgnp]

 

[Losfer Words]

I'd take the bullet to the head.

 

[LMP]

I need more information to decide.

Are they paying or am I?

Where was I when I first had the gun pressed against my head?

What sort of gun is it?

Who has the gun and were are they at the moment?

Am I in my car when ordering?

 

[ralphc1]

A quarter pounder plain. Gives me 20 minutes before they have it made unless they've sped up the process since I last got one in 1980.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

Coffee and hashbrowns.

Liar! You are getting this!

 

[Clippy]

I need more information to decide.

Are they paying or am I?

Obviously you are paying - you're not going to get a gun to your head AND receive money - this isn't a game!!

Where was I when I first had the gun pressed against my head?

Somewhere out for a walk, and you're sent to the nearest McDonalds

What sort of gun is it?

The kind that shoots bullets .. into your fucking head

Who has the gun and were are they at the moment?

The actor that plays Ronald McDonald after he went insane and he's standing behind you with the gun pressed at your head.

Am I in my car when ordering?

No cars - he walks you into the Mcdonalds

 

[Teppodama]

Double Big Mac with double added bacon, large fry and sweet tea cause if some fool is crazy enough to put a gun to my head to make me eat McDonalds he's likely gonna cap me anyway so I might as well go out on a complete stomach bomb binge of glory cause I ain't gonna need to survive it.

 

[sissypunch]

a coke, chicken selects, bbq dip.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Arch Deluxe combo meal with a Hi-C.

 

[Swiftie]

I'd order a Big Mac Meal and then pull out my gun and shoot the dip shit that was holding a gun to my head.

 

[Sir Galahad]

 

[LMP]

@Clippy
2 double cheeseburgers and a water.

As I reach for my wallet, I also pull out my ccw, one of us is dying this day. FREEDOM!!!!

 

[45ACP]

filet o fish, a 10 piece mcnuggets and small fries

or if it's within 3 hours after I wake up

2 sausage egg mcmuffins and a hashbrown

 

[TheNinja]

Grilled chicken sandwich.