"He Started A Gigantic Fire After Being Scolded For Touching Himself"

[Double Leg]

Pretty sure I shouldn't have laughed at this.... but I did. :redface:

Don't feel bad about it, bro. I say the shit that needs to be said.

 

[Soul Rebel 2]

Looks like Arseface from the Preacher comic.

He shot himslef in the face with a shotgun as well.

was just about to post that

 

[TenderLoving]

was just about to post that

Was just about to past that aswell

 

[SherdogGoat]

This guy is going to be super rich by getting roles in some awesome horror movies.

 

[aldeniro78]

I wonder what it sounds like when he breathes?

I don't know, but I bet it's annoying.

 

[thebluerider]

seems reasonable

 

[Yuval Levy]

This guy is going to be super rich by getting roles in some awesome horror movies.

Or Total recall

 

[shunK-1fan]

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4724538?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009

Shot himself in the face with a shotgun. Whacks off in the window. Burns down his apartment building for not being allowed to spank ze monkey in plain view

I was confused why you put the shotgun part first. I thought he shot himself after all this. Crazy dude

 

[Heisenberg]

I thought this was a cruel joke...but that is really him...oh man. I don't even know what to say here...

Let's focus on the positive? It has to be hard to shoot yourself in the face with a shot gun...so he's flexible? He also seems to have a hobby...so there's that...I am having a hard time here guys...

Blaze carolina? Holy shit. Long time no see. Can you update us on your epic scooby doo raper van thread?

 

[AznTrojan]

is normal

 

[RoryFan]

Looks like Arseface from the Preacher comic.

He shot himslef in the face with a shotgun as well.

Fucking beat me to it!

He should start a rock band.

 

[BlazeCarolina]

Blaze carolina? Holy shit. Long time no see. Can you update us on your epic scooby doo raper van thread?

I lurk more than post these days. There was definitely some questions about that vans heritage. The tale ends sadly though. The management company for the complex I was in had it towed and they wanted more than I paid for the thing to get it out of impound. I was planning on getting out of Alaska anyway, and it wasn't running, so I let them have it.

 

[Heisenberg]

I lurk more than post these days. There was definitely some questions about that vans heritage. The tale ends sadly though. The management company for the complex I was in had it towed and they wanted more than I paid for the thing to get it out of impound. I was planning on getting out of Alaska anyway, and it wasn't running, so I let them have it.

 

[minute bull]

is a-normal

No it's a knot.

 

[RoninJin]

He didn't start the fire

 

[thebluerider]

it was always burning
before his face imploded

 

[minute bull]

My stomach is churning.
Did the apartment exploded?

 

[Amerikuracana]

I wonder what it sounds like when he breathes?

:icon_lol:


**High pitch long sucking sound**

His parents spent a lot of time changing his diaper for him to be.... That.

 

[SowingSeason]

huh, I really figured this was going to be about a 12 year old or something.

Me too.

 

[Timetravel_0]

Here is the guy I was thinking of, but there are plenty more examples. It was Star Trek.

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra